The Hemingway-style stories and flowery language used in strain reviews of marijuana on dispensary websites.
The blurbs on bud are like the clothing descriptions in the Jay Peterman catalog on Seinfeld.
"There is just no denying the fun and the versatility of this strain. Nitro Cookies so gracefully articulates attributes from both the sativa and indica side of the spectrum that I have no doubt that you can segue this high into almost any activity. So, whether you’re trying to relive Your glory days, down enough tacos for an army, or just find the perfect accouterment to a night of video games, Nitro Cookies might be exactly what you need." – Jesse Grove, Dope Directory
The blurbs on bud are like the clothing descriptions in the Jay Peterman catalog on Seinfeld.
"There is just no denying the fun and the versatility of this strain. Nitro Cookies so gracefully articulates attributes from both the sativa and indica side of the spectrum that I have no doubt that you can segue this high into almost any activity. So, whether you’re trying to relive Your glory days, down enough tacos for an army, or just find the perfect accouterment to a night of video games, Nitro Cookies might be exactly what you need." – Jesse Grove, Dope Directory
by Da Do Run Run January 17, 2021

by AlloftheLADIES November 9, 2010

Where you insert a little tube into the tip of the penis, and pumping peanut butter and jelly through.
by Mr. Bending April 12, 2024

A type of government formally established in J Gaming GMD’s chat, where its complete anarchy, and J Gaming GMD is being stupid.
by AnOrganism April 1, 2022

an acronym derived from the words "Prickass Buttmunch Jerkoff". Usage: when words fail to encapsulate the irritation factor of a certain individual. Ussually of a romantic interest gone awry.
by Aaron J May 12, 2006

one of many censors of jimmys name from mouthwashing. derived from P diddy (whos a rapist, Jimmy is also a rapist, Jimmy + P diddy = J diddy)
by Genderfucked December 11, 2024

J Stepping is the action of stepping on somebody’s shoes, usually by surprise. The phrase originally meant stepping on somebody’s Jordan Nike Shoes, but it evolved into simply stepping on any kind of shoe.
She was walking down the hall, when someone suddenly J Stepped her shoes!
J Stepping is the action of stepping on somebody’s shoes, usually by surprise. The phrase originally meant stepping on somebody’s Jordan Nike Shoes, but it evolved into simply stepping on any kind of shoe.
J Stepping is the action of stepping on somebody’s shoes, usually by surprise. The phrase originally meant stepping on somebody’s Jordan Nike Shoes, but it evolved into simply stepping on any kind of shoe.
by The J Stepper June 4, 2022
