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J-Peterman

The Hemingway-style stories and flowery language used in strain reviews of marijuana on dispensary websites.

The blurbs on bud are like the clothing descriptions in the Jay Peterman catalog on Seinfeld.

"There is just no denying the fun and the versatility of this strain. Nitro Cookies so gracefully articulates attributes from both the sativa and indica side of the spectrum that I have no doubt that you can segue this high into almost any activity. So, whether you’re trying to relive Your glory days, down enough tacos for an army, or just find the perfect accouterment to a night of video games, Nitro Cookies might be exactly what you need." – Jesse Grove, Dope Directory
Hey man, what's the J-Peterman on this leaf?
by Da Do Run Run January 17, 2021
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j brenner

omg did you see j brenner at the movies the other day? He is a 9/10
by AlloftheLADIES November 9, 2010
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PB and J

Where you insert a little tube into the tip of the penis, and pumping peanut butter and jelly through.
Hey Brad! Let me give you a PB and J! It’s only gonna hurt a little bit!
by Mr. Bending April 12, 2024
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J Gaming Government

A type of government formally established in J Gaming GMD’s chat, where its complete anarchy, and J Gaming GMD is being stupid.
Whats the worst government? Totalitarianism?

No, the forbidden J Gaming Government
by AnOrganism April 1, 2022
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PB n' J

an acronym derived from the words "Prickass Buttmunch Jerkoff". Usage: when words fail to encapsulate the irritation factor of a certain individual. Ussually of a romantic interest gone awry.
"He's such a . . . what's the word? . . . Ah yes, PB n' J.
by Aaron J May 12, 2006
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J diddy

one of many censors of jimmys name from mouthwashing. derived from P diddy (whos a rapist, Jimmy is also a rapist, Jimmy + P diddy = J diddy)
*Person showing their mouthwashing fanart*
Person 2: sorry you had to draw J diddy 💔
by Genderfucked December 11, 2024
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J Stepping

J Stepping is the action of stepping on somebody’s shoes, usually by surprise. The phrase originally meant stepping on somebody’s Jordan Nike Shoes, but it evolved into simply stepping on any kind of shoe.
She was walking down the hall, when someone suddenly J Stepped her shoes!

J Stepping is the action of stepping on somebody’s shoes, usually by surprise. The phrase originally meant stepping on somebody’s Jordan Nike Shoes, but it evolved into simply stepping on any kind of shoe.
by The J Stepper June 4, 2022
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