by MonCor August 27, 2006
Get the pussy stretchermug. 1. The act of ditching your friends for a girl that you think you can get some pussy out of.
2. Letting a so-called pussy, otherwise your girlfriend(s) or booty-call(s), control you enough to where you basically become their slave and you can't stand life without them.
3. The equivilant of an alcoholic but with pussy or something in that general sense.
2. Letting a so-called pussy, otherwise your girlfriend(s) or booty-call(s), control you enough to where you basically become their slave and you can't stand life without them.
3. The equivilant of an alcoholic but with pussy or something in that general sense.
Guy 1 "God that queer is so pussy-whipped!"
Guy 2 "Ya I know I can't believe he's ditching us for the bitch with pussy-teeth"
Pussy-Whippee "I can still here you bastards and at least I'm getting some. So there, who's the queer now?"
Guy 2 "Ya I know I can't believe he's ditching us for the bitch with pussy-teeth"
Pussy-Whippee "I can still here you bastards and at least I'm getting some. So there, who's the queer now?"
by Suko_Carl December 28, 2005
Get the pussy-whippedmug. by Takara.. August 20, 2008
Get the Japanese Pussymug. Female genitalia that is covered in large area with either acne, herpes, scavies, psorisus or other know skin-affected ailmets.
"I have to fuck my wife with the lights out because Susan is covered in pimples. Why, she even suffers from pizza pussy, it's so bad!!"
Sammie: "OMG Sarah! You're bleeding through your jeans! Do you need a tampon?"
Sarah: "Oh, no, that's just the aftermath from popping the zits on my pizza pussy."
Sammie: "...that's fucking sick."
"If you look carefully, that prostitute on the corner clearly suffers from pizza pussy, probably brought on by syphalis. Look, it spreads down her thighs!"
Sammie: "OMG Sarah! You're bleeding through your jeans! Do you need a tampon?"
Sarah: "Oh, no, that's just the aftermath from popping the zits on my pizza pussy."
Sammie: "...that's fucking sick."
"If you look carefully, that prostitute on the corner clearly suffers from pizza pussy, probably brought on by syphalis. Look, it spreads down her thighs!"
by Sarah the Amazing Pizza Pussy August 2, 2007
Get the pizza pussymug. Shrödinger’s Pussy is the correct description for the private parts of a transgender person.
Since the outlawing of the “cup and squeeze gender test” pioneered by the eminent Professor C Dundee, the latest approach advocated by trans-activists is the Schrödinger’s Pussy experiment.
Their rules dictate that claimed gender gives no indicator of expected sexual apparatus and additionally that gender must in no circumstances be assumed or pre-judged.
Before engaging in superposition or other quantum gender affirmative entanglement therefore, it is advisable that an assessment of the nature of the physical manifestation of the lady or man pussy should be undertaken.
In accordance with the laws of transgenderism this event cannot take place until the box (pants) are opened, at which point the trans-waveform collapses into one of two possible realities.
Only then may a prospective sexual partner discovers if pussy is soft and gentle or an angry un-neutered tomcat that wants to spit in your face.
Happy dating experience young dudes!
🍻😘🙈🍆😧😡😂
Since the outlawing of the “cup and squeeze gender test” pioneered by the eminent Professor C Dundee, the latest approach advocated by trans-activists is the Schrödinger’s Pussy experiment.
Their rules dictate that claimed gender gives no indicator of expected sexual apparatus and additionally that gender must in no circumstances be assumed or pre-judged.
Before engaging in superposition or other quantum gender affirmative entanglement therefore, it is advisable that an assessment of the nature of the physical manifestation of the lady or man pussy should be undertaken.
In accordance with the laws of transgenderism this event cannot take place until the box (pants) are opened, at which point the trans-waveform collapses into one of two possible realities.
Only then may a prospective sexual partner discovers if pussy is soft and gentle or an angry un-neutered tomcat that wants to spit in your face.
Happy dating experience young dudes!
🍻😘🙈🍆😧😡😂
by Rainer Blödsinn November 3, 2018
Get the Schrödinger’s Pussymug. a college student who does not get completely obliterated when he drinks and doesn't take every opportunity given to him to go out or drink.
Bob: Why you being such a college pussy its Friday night you should be drinking.
Frank: I have to do my homework.
True Life im a college pussy.
Frank: I have to do my homework.
True Life im a college pussy.
by Johnny Hammer 69 February 28, 2011
Get the College Pussymug. by C-Boozy November 13, 2017
Get the Throat Pussymug.