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The September Scaries

That seasonal hangover you get when summer ends and real life comes crawling back. Symptoms include inbox-induced nausea, scrolling through your camera roll like it’s an obituary for your social life and staring at a PowerPoint slide so long you start to wonder if it’s staring back.
“Mate, I wore sunglasses to the office because my soul wasn’t ready for fluorescent lighting. The September Scaries are in full swing.”
by Discoteca September 4, 2025
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25 September

National Pirots 4 day. Take some Money and tripple it in Pirots 4. Today is the day the algorithm gives you luck and you should play Pirots 4 lost in space.
Bro: you know today is 25 September

Other bro: Buzzalright, let’s play pirots 4
by Buzzalright September 25, 2025
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The septic touch

An act where you refrain from wiping for a week, when your rear is nice and crusted you cover your hand in the feces and begin to jerk off.
Yeah man I did the septic touch and now my shlong is green.
by The hugaba December 19, 2025
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whited sepulcher

a hyprocite
The community leader was revered for his charity work, but after the embezzlement scandal broke, the public realized he was merely a whited sepulcher
by Arminkshipper January 14, 2026
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Six Inches of Separation

The gay equivalent of six degrees of separation, where you realize you are one person (average penis length of six inches) away from having sex with your best friend (assuming you haven't already boned each other).
Man, our group of friends is so slutty there may be less than six inches of separation between us all!
by shooterboy69 July 13, 2016
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check-out Separators

Those small separator beams at the check-out.
"come on! You forgot the separator!"

"Can you grab the check-out separators?"
by Thor Prit gut December 1, 2016
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Super Spaghetti September

Spaghetti only, exceptions are 5 snacks in total.

- Related to No Nut November and Destroy Dick December

-5 snacks in total, if more than 5 snacks int total, you failed.

-Breakfast - SPaghetti
-Lunch - Spaghetti
-Supper - SPaghetti

-NOT recommended for people on diets or dislike spaghetti or other.

-enjoy the spaghetti my buddy
Dude 1: Yo bro, how are you on Super Spaghetti September?
Dude 2: I'm doing good, 1 more day to go! you?
Dude 1: I failed already :(
Dude 2: Aw, come on, Don't be sad, you can try next time!
by ANameCuzICan'tThey'reTaken November 9, 2018
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