Alis favourite simp

Its the alpha kevin

Kevin is Alis favourite simp

by wwwww111 December 15, 2023

simp

.A man will do anything for a girl. overly desperate for women. Will hit on any woman he sees

"?Have you met Noam Star 2"
"Yeah, he's such a simp"

by Nelavi December 17, 2023

Simp Card

A simp card is ANYthing posted, written, pr recorded that has even a hint of rizz. Becoming very popular during the age of the Welcome Home ARG, Simp Cards are usually done as drawings or spoken with the "~" symbol. Simp Cards are very common on TikTok. Usually used as an alternative way of getting rizzed up is "Getting a simp card pulled"/"Getting simp carded"

Wally Darling RF Au "Where are you going dear~"
Y/N "I AM NOT GOING TO GET SIMP CARDED"

Y/N "That TikTok just pulled a simp card"

by Saynivia August 17, 2023

Simp

Someone overly obsessed with someone, or just really likes someone

Zenitzu: I LOVE YOU NEZUKO CHANNNNNN

Tanjiro: what a simp.

Nezuko: mhm 😟

by QUEEN💖CARD August 18, 2023

Simp

Stuck. In. My. Pussy

This guy is stuck in my pussy! What a simp!!

by Skye-LA-Aus August 19, 2023

truck simp

A guy who puts time and energy into fixing and building a girl's vehicle. And wonders why he gets put Into the friend zone

"Carl did it again, he spent 20 hours wrenching on that sperm banks truck and all he got was a jizz soaked kiss on the cheek. That's what he gets for truck simping"

by Skeeterskeet August 21, 2023

Filoni Simp

A Filoni Simp is anyone who blindly loves Dave Filoni, believes everything he says or does without question, and is triggered by any kind of evidence that shows he destroyed Star Wars continuity both before and after Disney purchased the franchise.

This Filoni Simp was in my comment section bitching that I was too harsh for calling "The Clone Wars", Star Wars for people with room temperature IQs.

by The Sentinel777 August 27, 2023