Runescape 

A game where me at lvl 70 died to a lvl62 palidin aand lost a rune full helm, ammy of glorry, ring of wealth, blue cape, and a rune kite (Yes I suck indeed). Oh and 59,000 coal till lvl 85 mining. <this will take about 5 months

I am a loser who sucks at life as well as Halo, runescape, paintball, sports and anything else you can think of.
PLAY MAPLE STORY!!!!!!!!!111111

Runescape by Loserkid January 6, 2005

Rule 43 

If something exists, there's a porn version of it.

Rule 43 is true...just search Gnardians of the Galaxy; Doctor Whore; and Garfinger and Butts....

Rule 43 by Uesuri10 May 22, 2015

Ja Rule 

pussy rapper whos gonna get stomped by 50cent and ggg-unit and cant forget the shady aftermath

ja rule has been startin with 50 when 50 was a nothin livin in queens and now look whos the nothin ja rule

Ja Rule by FITTY May 13, 2005

Rule of Thumb 

Whatever the captain says goes.
For however long he is the captain it will be known as the rule of thumb

The Captain said we all need to work harder, and whatever the captain says goes. That's the rule of Thumb

Rule of Thumb by docspock July 29, 2014

Rule 2 

People are lazy.

Player 1: Nobody turned up to help me move home!
Person 2: Rule 2.

Rule 2 by dennymeta October 5, 2010

runescape 

highly addictive game with massive playesr on 1 server

I play runescape everyday

runescape by PN June 16, 2004

19 minute rule 

At least one a yo bitches best be within 19 minutes a yo dick so you dont go wastin dat morning wood

My boi: "You watchin that 19 minute rule?"
Me: "Hell yeah, all my bitches less than 10 minutes away"

19 minute rule by YoBoiNard April 7, 2008