Poo juice

Liquefied poo.

Want a swig of poo juice.

by poo juicey June 14, 2021

Poo poo

A very stinky, smelly, dusty, crusty and musty thing that comes out that big thing beneath your back

Me: bro you’ve got poo poo all over your back

Jim:oh yeah this is so embarrassing

by The main men June 14, 2021

Danger Poo

When you use a public toilet and don't lock the door.

Leaving the element of surprise, danger and excitement if a stranger was to enter. The success of a danger poo can be measured objectively whether someone tries to enter or you 'complete your task' without interruption.

"Lads, I had a successful danger poo".

by Don't put me on speaker phone June 16, 2021

Natty poo

This mf is the most sexiest person ever *lip bite emoji* this bitch lives in discord and will not understand shit abt what’s happening. BRO GIVE THIS MF SUM NITRO PLEASE-

Person 1: My grandma just died from cancer

Natty poo: :arsons_emoji2:

Person 2: NATTY POO CAN YOU NOT-

by Spicy poo June 17, 2021

real poo

A messy substance which you must carry on to a flight because the airline wouldn't let you bring more than 100mL of the sham poo.

Unlike sham poo, real poo is solid and thus circumvents the arbitrary limits on liquids carried in carry-on baggage.

Sham poo is just fake shit. Ick.

Eschew shampoo! Demand the real poo!

by bitchuck September 13, 2024

Poo Manchu

The act that occurs sometimes after removing soiled fingers from a rectum then finger painting from under the nose to the edge of the mouth and down to the chin in one smoothe motion.

I was feeling inspired and gave myself the most beautiful Poo Manchu the world has seen after massaging my prostate on taco Tuesday.

by Captain Rockso November 17, 2024

Peeing On The Poo

A phrase used to break the silence when you enter a Men's bathroom and there are empty urinals, but a guy is using the stall standing up facing forward. There are only a few reasons that man is using the stall, that way: Stage fright, doing coke, waiting for a gay guy, or breaking up an unflushed piece of poo with his piss stream.

Nick walks into a men's bathroom at a pub and notices empty urinals and a guy pissing face forward in a stall.

Nick: Hey, you peeing on the poo?

Stall guy: (sniffs & flushes toilet) Haha.

by Studs Lonigan III November 24, 2024