wake-fucked

When you wake up with unstyled hair and it looks fucked from sleeping on it.

When you do something while still half asleep.

I woke up with wake-fucked hair. My hair is wake fucked.

I walked into the wall because I was wake fucked.

by illustrix August 15, 2010

fucking turd

Demeaning insult. More intense than piece of shit.

That fucking turd took my parking space!

by KCDave August 8, 2005

fuck monster

n. A girl who is always at the cock.
v. A person fucks like a fiend.
adj. Some who is too ugly to fuck

n. Damn Mo is such a fuck monster, she always grabing at my shit.

v. I tried to stay with it all night, but she was a fuck monster and I dried out.

adj. Look at Felix, he knows she aint looking at him, he's a fuck monster.

by P. Will November 5, 2006

fuck tally

the number of people a person has fucked in either (a) their life or (b) a certain period of time.

guy one: Scott is such a player! i wonder what his fuck tally is...
guy two: i heard he has done 7 chicks
guy one: djyklawesome!

by Foreclosure August 2, 2007

fuck maybe

(adverb)- When you are definitely kinda sure.

DJ: Are you going to the movie tomorrow?
August: Fuck maybe!

by Maymee May 13, 2008

Fuck Tech

It's not a phrase, it's a lifestyle.

Mrs. Ramsey: Ohh by the way you have a test after lunch...

Everyone: Gah fuck tech..!

by Kanye WE March 4, 2009

fuckidy fuck

an expression or exclamation of disapproval or discontent.
For those times when 'fuck' is just not enough.
This word has no sexual connotations. see bad examle

tripping over after realising one parked ones car on ones foot, one might be heard to exclaim "fuckidy fuck".

One would NOT say "gosh, I'd fuckidy fuck that!" . In this instance, the word 'tap' would suffice.

by Doinkman October 18, 2008