Fuck-founded 

The near comatose, mental state achieved after having enormous amounts of sex.
Usual symptoms include: laziness, permagrin, fatigue, and the inability to construct coherent thoughts or sentences.
The inability to mentally function after having marathon sex.

Jack "If you keep banging that nympho all day, you are gonna get fuck-founded."
John "I uh, uh. O man, I forgot what I was gonna say."
Jack "Damn John, you are totally fuck-founded right now!"

Fuck-founded by bretsky247 April 28, 2013

fuck the wardrobe 

Some gay ass phrase used by the biggest hoes around

Izzy: Fuck the wardrobe
Sexy bloke: Go away

fuck the wardrobe by Fuckity fuck fuck December 3, 2013

fuck a toad 

Squeeze through a tight space, usually while driving.

Person 1: Pass this car.
Person 2: Look at the truck in the oncoming lane. F'it! I'm going for it.
Person 1: (while squeezing between car and truck) Fuck a toad!

fuck a toad by Buddy SC March 2, 2014

Fuck sock 

A lame, pointless pocket on a shirt that serves no purpose.

"That's not a pocket, it's a fuck sock."

Fuck sock by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014

Fuck-wadded douchewhore 

Someone who has surpassed in great douchebaggery to the seniority of being a douchebag. They are no longer in the douchebag game.

Dude, you're such a fuck-wadded douchewhore after you sold my phone for weed.

Fuck-wadded douchewhore by Bloodydickhole September 30, 2014

fuck muddling 

The art of sticking your nose into other's business. Not only does the perpetrator muddle in the affairs of others, but often times is a trained expert in fucking everything up along the way as they do so.
A true fuck muddler can be a devastating force to be reckoned with.

Hey, have you seen Brad around? He's got a tendency to go around fuck muddling.

Last time I talked to him he fuck muddled his way into my sister's wedding. The dude ruined the whole thing. Prick.

fuck muddling by WordPoet December 8, 2014

Fuck or flix 

The delima faced when getting in bed: To fuck or to Netflix

So, fuck or flix tonight? Seriously? I over did it at the Chinese buffer so can we just watch some It's always Sunny in Philadelphia?

Fuck or flix by Hman80 May 31, 2015