Ice cream

The proof that heaven exists

Child: Mom, I am tired of taking out the trash
Mom: *shows ice cream*
Child: gimme that trash!

by I gave up formal definitions January 12, 2018

English Cream House

An orgy held at the palace of the British Monarch, or involving the royal family in any way.

King Charles isn’t as cool as the other royals, we haven’t had an English Cream House with him in charge yet.

by Bagofchips99 November 17, 2022

Cream and cookies

When you feel the need to take a dump after having sex

Fred felt the need for cream and cookies while having sex with Jane

by MinivanMafiaMan February 2, 2025

Forbidden Cream

When you can't ejacullate so you beat your meat until your precum turns into foam.

I masturbated when I wasn't horny so I ended up forbidden creaming.

by Mydickisaslongasthealphabet December 3, 2019

Hwhip Cream

A fluffy sweet topping. Used mainly on Eggos, Waffles, Dessert, ect. Pronounced H-whip Cr-ee-m.

Can I have some Hwhip Cream?

by iadhondswfbasbfous June 7, 2022

Creamed my chaps

Cummed my pants

Person 1:omg dude its granny smith
Person 2:I just creamed my chaps

by Penis yum April 30, 2019

Bloody Cream Crop

When you find a homeless girl and a homeless guy on the streets invite them over for an orgy and make a Russian candy can with the girl and then you proceed to put your dick into the homeless guy

Dude I just had a crazy threesome where I gave a guy my Bloody Cream Crop

by NoobutMax March 21, 2023