Alcoholic Gummi Bear

A term of endearment and/or? insult that the favorite manager at your regular bar calls you in an attempt to compliment and/or? put you down. You should probably just take it as a compliment and move on with your night.

"It tastes like an alcoholic gummi bear"
"Kind of like her."
"What?!"

by Misharita October 15, 2014

Porch polar bear

What blacks, Mexicans, Indians, Asians, and any other race call white people sitting outside trying to enjoy their day and socialize.

Look at that family, it's not uncommon to see a porch polar bear or five way down in this part of Alabama this time of year.

by Solid Mantis September 14, 2016

Holy Smokey the Bear

A reaction to something surprising, often trying to sound like a superhero.

When Jim found his girlfriend Mary cheating on him he said "Holy Smokey the Bear!"

by J.L.S.F. November 23, 2016

Shooting the bear

Partying so hard for weeks on end that it causes you to lose your job and/or drop out.

We haven't seen him for weeks, he must be shooting the bear again.

by Dogs.Breakfast June 9, 2016

fetching the bear

When one gay man kneels behind a large hairy gay man(see Bear), and reaches up through the Bear's legs and pulls his penis and testicles back betwixt his legs. With the Bear's pee pee facing backward the kneeling man begins to stroke him to completion. Hence Fetching the Bear.

Guy one: I bet Lou loves fetching the bear.

Guy two: I'm not sure his man's pencil dick will bend that far without snapping.
Guy one: I've seen him!

by Dumpster Dick March 24, 2017

Smoking the Bear

Being ignorant enough to go against the said rules from Smokey the Bear. You're a disgrace to the people of the woods.

I ran through Smuggler's Notch with a lit flare, and I need to say there is no better pleasure than smoking the bear.

by A Fatuous Pigeon August 22, 2017

gloves for pooh bear

A condom for male genetalia.

Ron got some gloves for Pooh Bear before putting it in his lady.

by Redefining Awesome September 12, 2017