baby girl

Usually written on a shirt worn by huge black girls who want to feel better about themselves. These shirts are usually sold in mall kiosks by people who are too fucking lazy to get a real job.

"Your fat stomach is popping out from under your baby girl shirt."

by GoBrando January 14, 2007

burping the baby

Yet another term for a wank. In the same way you bounce a baby up and down and give it a rub to make it burp, a man bounces his member around, gives it a rub and hopefully burps out some spoodge.

Dude 1: "Yo! Good day at work?"
Dude 2: "Nah Dawg, I ended up burping the baby in the gents to keep me sane."

by Wizards Sleeve October 14, 2006

Baby Glue

A sticky substance that generates from the testes. aka pearl jam, man mayo, and sperm.

Woman: What are flavored condoms for?
Man: So bitches like you dont have to gargle baby glue.

by Kiki Swallows December 9, 2008

Lady Baby

A woman at least in her 20's, who lives at home. She whines and cries to have her way. Daddy still pays her phone bill because she does not work. Also she is known to not have many friends as she plays World of Warcraft all day long. She is most likely on the plump side as well, and guaranteed she is a virgin. In addition to being useless and boring she thinks she can call all the shots.

It's time to wean the "lady baby" off the tit and get her out into the real world.

by Demonia January 2, 2012

Jelly baby

A creature found in the heart of Wrexham. Commonly exists subconsciously, is extremely lazy and often uses the phrase 'bare effort'.

Do not approach as they can be extremely dangerous if present with sharp, pointy objects although they can be calmed by being gifted with psychedelic edible substances.

Man: Hey, could you go make me a sandwich?
Women: Make your own god damn sandwich!
Man: Why you being a fucking Jelly Baby??

Guy: *Starts playing around with a knife while stoned*
Friend: Wow dude, stop being a Jelly baby for fuck sake.

by Gazareth June 14, 2011

Baby Arm

A tiny, abnormally shaped arm. An arm so small that it looks like an army of a baby.

Wolves tend to eat baby arms.

Juria has a baby arm

OH HEY GUYS I HAVE A BABY ARM
NO ONE LIKES IT

by An_internet_guy October 26, 2011

crack baby

1. A baby of a crack whore that is deformed.
2. A person you know that is high and acting retarded or unable to control themselves. Not a functioning social user.
3. A person that is addicted and jonesing for some of whatever they are addicted to, unable to obtain what they need they appear to be a crack baby.

I smoked a bowl and went to the Spring concert. I avoided crack baby status by keeping it together.

by nick May 23, 2006