Anal Glaucoma

An excellent excuse to try to not go to work.

Lazy fucking idiot: Sorry Boss, I can't come into work, I'm not feeling well.
Boss: What's the matter?
Lazy fucking idiot: I have Anal Glaucoma.
Boss: What the fuck is Anal Glaucoma?
Lazy fucking idiot: I just can't see my ass coming into work today.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 31, 2023

anal butt punching

It's when someone has the sudden, unstoppable urge to violently punch in a non-sexual way usually leaving the receiver very harmed or at the very least traumatized.

Puerto Ricans usually love the act of destructive anal butt punching.

by Nigaruno March 10, 2017

Anal Valicteon

A word describing someone who sexually sucks on their partners finger after they pleasured their dirty butthole.

Scott: Hmmm taste my brown finger you Anal Valicteon.

Sara: yummm your brown finger is scrumptious.

by Anal Troll 121 September 18, 2010

Anal in the ass weekend

The Swanage Railway held a event called the Victorian Weekend but was renamed to anal in the ass weekend due to its funny nature

Sorry I'm busy this Saturday I'm heading to the Swanage Railway for Anal in the Ass Weekend.

by Cheesybacon28 March 27, 2024

Anal

An activity that involves sexual pleasure through the shit hole at the back of a bitch.

My feminist friend, Jolene, enjoys anal

by Robert69Anallover October 21, 2021

Anal concussion

When you get surprise analed and it hurts so bad that you pass out

‘He ended up going in the wrong hole and I got an anal concussion’

by Dicktko May 14, 2018

Anal reliance

Relying on anal stimulation to reach an orgasm while being unable to reach it through any other kind of sexual stimulation

Jack: "Michael has anal reliance"
John: "What's that supposed to mean?"
Jack: "He can only finish his deeds by stimulating his prostate"

by MinervaI April 1, 2024