J-Standing

Smelling so bad that you’re eyes become attracted to minors.

*A year 12 asks for a year 9’s Snapchat*
Person: That guy’s J-Standing.

by NJP Gaming April 17, 2019

Damon j

A burnt black jew whose ashy elbows activate the power of vishnu's fat wet penis. When he rubs his magical elbows together, eveyone withing a fifteen foot radius get covered with a thick layer of golden, sticky, hindu cum.

"Oh no! Damon J is hella gay!" "He rubbed his elbows together and now i'm moister than a tube of bengay!"

by RootinTootinPutin🇷🇺 September 27, 2018

League-J

When one receives a fellatio (or a blowjob) while playing Riot's League of Legends

"Did you hear about Dave's girlfriend?! She totally gave him a League-J after he ganked bot lane!"
"She told me for my birthday that if I hit Silver Rank that she'd give me a League-J."

by llllllbean January 22, 2021

/j

when you are joking on discord

i wanna touch you /j

by johnmarston221 January 13, 2025

j-rob

to brutally sexually assault

Make sure you ask for consent, you don't want to j-rob her!

by usr1232456 January 14, 2025

J-dog

isabelles friend James who’s ovsessed with Isabelle, also looks like Russell from up. Cutest human ever❤️Get yourself a j-dog

Isabelle: “ hi this is my friend j-dog” James: “hi nice to meet you I’m your guardian angel, pick your favourite balloon colour”

by Isabelle xoxo April 13, 2020

scp-666.5-J

a dish of food served at a party in one of the SCP sites that makes your asshole go through multiple localized XK-Class scenarios. You don't die, you just really wish you do as this is happening.

D-(number): oh shit was that a SCP-666.5-J? Oh god oh shit fuck shit AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
D-(different number): actually it's "666 and a half -J," and also you one unlucky sonofabitch.

by fuck off nosy ass prick December 11, 2021