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!j by L4D2 March 14, 2022
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i.d.w.t.k.m.i.j.w.t.p.t.g.a. 

I Don’t Want To Kill Myself I Just Want The Pain To Go Away
Friend: Hey you good?
Me: no I.d.w.t.k.m.i.j.w.t.p.t.g.a.

mayn's't'at'gh'we'th'j 

A verb that means to not may want to be at the mayness of the may wanting to be a may. it is a verb that only the classiest of classy persons may understand and so use. mayn's't'at'gh'we'th'j you be a classy person who is classy enough to be in use of classy words that in fact make no sense?
mayn's't'at'gh'we'th'j you be in possession of my laughing ass hairs? i mayn's't'at'gh'we'th'j left them in my other ass hairs?

I.b.b.s.m.t.i.j.c.t.i.a 

I.b.b.s.m.t.i.j.c.t.i.a means “I’ve been broken so many times I just can’t take it anymore”.
Bro I.b.b.s.m.t.i.j.c.t.i.a I just can’t..

I see ( I'm going to rewrite J.One or CB97 song and make it my own song plus it's my demo song ) by Syafinaz Binte Zainal.

I see ( I'm going to rewrite J.One or CB97 song and make it my own song plus it's my demo song ) by Syafinaz Binte Zainal.
I see ( I'm going to rewrite J.One or CB97 song and make it my own song plus it's my demo song ) by Syafinaz Binte Zainal.

S.F.M.T.Y.T.C.J.

The Abbreviation for "Speak Faster More Than Your Titties Can Jiggle"

Typically used when a female with large breasts cannot get to the point of a subject in conversation without talking to much.
"Veronica, speak faster more than your titties can jiggle for Pete's sake!"

"S.F.M.T.Y.T.C.J. Sam!"
J grimes is an artist thats versatile in his music sound as he’s also a talented guitarist and pianist. Aka “junior grimes (Logan)”

Most of his songs are either mediocre or surprisingly decent but that’s about it. he’d be amazing if he put in more effort though but J’s is too damn big to take advice from anyone.

Notorious for being an ex male stripper and former PI but that’s another story.

Famous for being offensive and having no regard for what society thinks of his daring behavior. Kid with a beard who got his start by doing soundcloud music and YouTube videos also he makes comics books. Believes he’s the notorious BIG reincarnated do with that what you will.

lives by himself and relies on willybone to maintain the professionalism and artist setup because J grimes wouldn’t be able to manage his own music by himself unsurprisingly

Also known for appearing on dr phil as the real life wolverine.
J grimes: allow me to bless the world with my greatness

Girls in crowd: woooooo!

Talented music producer: your trash and you’ve got zero talent

J grimes: excuse me ?

Talented music producer: your a talentless hack, no one likes you

Girls: who gives a shit he’s hott as hell! Take off your shirt J!

J grimes: ;)

Talented music producer: *facepalms*

J Grimes’s fan girls don’t care as long he’s shirtless

“Junior Grimes” | J Grimes
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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