Moist Willard

An epically failed wet willie that just makes everything awkward and moist

Sara: Why'd you lick the top of my ear?
John: I tried the Moist Willard

by BruhBeBallin March 18, 2015

Arianna Willbanks

Amazing girl you won't want to let go. She is smart, witty, sexy, caring, respectful, beautiful, honest, and Gorgeous inside and out.

If you we're going to date her, you better be ready for her to make you smile.

Wow Arianna Willbanks is such a hottie. And she's cool too.

by Watch me neigh neigh fr huh. October 24, 2015

fuzzy willie

When a man ejaculates in your ear and sponges it out using his man hair.

Last night was amazing, he even gave me a fuzzy willie. man hair

by Nate's one friend November 10, 2015

Happy Willie

An erect penis a boner

Damnnn, she is giving me a happy willie right now...

by urbanator69 January 25, 2017

Wandering Willie

Accidentally mouth fucked by guy who's banging the girl your eating.

She was eating Amy good till his dick came out and well...she got a wandering willie. From where I was standing she sure seemed to like it though!!

by BigD4fun July 30, 2017

chilli willie

To have vigorous anal sex with a woman whilst she suffers from mass diarrhea, the woman proceeds to poop during the sex.the man then removed his member,and rubs it between her but cheecks.

She was just asking for the chilli willie eating all that Mexican food.

by James pyke August 19, 2017

Uncle willie

A mainly Scottish originating term referring to one's penis.

E.g. Eric Clapton song "hand jive" the lyrics "doing the hand jive with uncle willie" meaning that the individual described was indulging in masturbation.

by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017