Ass the Times

To express discontent with events either in the past or present.

'Ass the times'... that were
-OR-
'Ass the times'... that are

1. I fucking hate myself for losing my best friend years ago! Ass the times!
2. I lost an awesome eBay auction today. Ass the times.

by volcanobakemeat November 11, 2011

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Shrats ass

A word i made up that resembles someone who is Annoying or mean you say it to anyone and it is usually used for people who are stupid such as yourself

You fucking shrats ass

by Ugh regan August 4, 2021

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dutch ass

Refering to the ass of Dutch, the famous treasure hunter. It means to be lucky.

"You got a fucking Dutch ass !!" (funny games)

by KitchenBryan May 14, 2016

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gallbladder ass

When you no longer have a gallbladder & all you do is fart, poop & stank up the house.

Ew you stink...you smell like Gallbladder ass!😂

by Coco4 October 5, 2018

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circus ass

Nicki minaj ass..ass so big it belongs in a show (side show) in itself

Absurd amount of ass

A whole lot of booty on a chicka

Ted: holy shit check out that circus ass

Bill: gosh damn, as big as two basketballs...circus ass indeed

by Jdizzy69 March 19, 2014

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Spitting Ass

(Invented by me, Miracle)

A phrase used to refer to someone who is talking so much shit.

Koko: Have you seen Lulu? That girl need to know when keep her ugly self away from my man, before she gives him STDs.
Oreo: How do you know she's hitting on you guy?
Koko: Because my friend heard from her sister's friend's boyfriend's lab partner. Duh
Oreo: YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE EVIDENCE! You're spitting ass! SPITTING SO MUCH ASS!

by Spektz May 14, 2016

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