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ICE CRUZ

Yup, he's here. The really *cool* man has been finally added here to urban dictionary. A simple homophobic filipino, trying to live his life normally free of retched unicorns. A proud father of three handsome young men, L---- D----, J---- D-------, and R---- E------. Proud son of the legendary Capili and nephew of the oldest man in existence, Zaki. Loves to wake up people and put them to sleep as well, simply showing how diligent he is in spite of small things like these.
(Dude 1): WAKE UP
(Dude 2): Yo, you woke me up with the sheer memory and remembrance of ICE CRUZ.
by ive got Monokerophobia hehe November 22, 2018
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Fruit poop lush ice

When you walk into a bathroom or space where it smells like poop but also smells like a fruity vape
me: hey bro it smells like fruit poop lush ice in here
Bro: yea man I was smacking the geek and I got the nic shits too
me: bro that's brutal
by anonymous January 30, 2025
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Iced

to get iced means to have someone get you drunk and have butt sex with you. Often involving smirnoff ice.
"Oh my god I think Samantha iced me last night. My ass hurts."
"Im going to ice Ryan later tonight."
by rockywarbler97 April 24, 2025
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Ice cream sandwich

When you lift the mattress and defecate on the box spring below then replace the mattress on top.
I was so mad at my roommate that I left him an ice cream sandwich after Thanksgiving dinner.
by Zombieking72 October 15, 2023
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eskimo ice

Like an Eskimo kiss, but when giving oral sex in 69 form, rubbing one's nose on the jewel-encrusted butt plug of their partner. Specifically if it is a white clear jewel imitating diamond (hence the ice). Depending on the sex and flexibility of both the Eskimo ice performer and recipient, a break may need to be taken from the deed of oral sex itself in order to make such an act possible.
Dude, we were having such a great night until she got startled and farted when I accidentally Eskimo Ice-d her.
by Dimonium_Anonimo December 29, 2019
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Ice Bag

An Ice Bag is a Meth Head who is also a Douche Bag.
In Moab, UT McDonald's once advertised: "Now Hiring/Ice Bags/$0.99" This message makes it clear that McDonald's considers Methamphetamine users cheap labor.
by kelly1601 July 28, 2011
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