Netsplaining

The internet phenomenon where ask you about a specific thing and the people of the internet tell you how wrong you are to want said thing.

Also, answering an online inquiry in the most unhelpful way. A specific way of trolling the hive mind.

Example:

Before I go shopping for one, are any of my friends looking to sell their lawn mower?

Netsplainers netsplaining: They sell them at Walmart. Try Lowe's. Just pay someone to mow it for you.

Example:

Does anyone know how to activate the missed call light on this specific model of phone? I can't find anything after several online searches.

Netsplainers netsplaining: Just check your missed call log. Just leave your ringer on. Google it. I never liked that light and neither should you. Jeff Parker says you've been netsplained.

by Shallan Davar April 24, 2022

netpot

Netpot dead cat

Netpot A cat that has died in a bath tub

by F3X#5656 on discord May 2, 2022

Netflix

Verb: To watch unknowingly of the time
Noun: The largest movie service worldwide

Time to Netfix!
You should buy Netflix man!

by TheYoutubeAddict May 2, 2022

Netflix and Swill

Get shitface drunk and binge-watch a bunch of bullshit shows on Netflix.

Imma Netflix and Swill with a bottle of Jack and a season of Too Hot To Handle.

by FeelLuckyPunk May 11, 2022

netporking

When you get on LinkedIn and instead of getting a job you get railed

I only go to these small business conferences for netporking.

by Nugzz69420 May 25, 2022

NETS

No Effort Too Small is NETS. It defines how the best of the best leave no stone unturned. It is used for someone you know who is pulling all the stops to get ahead, and it signals approval and encourages emulation. NETSing, full NETS, NETSed are common variations.

The regional manager was promoted to VP last week. 3 years ago he was in facilities. The CEO walked in on him one early morning meticulously cleaning the floor, lifting chairs and desks, sweeping under all the rugs, getting every goddamn dust mite off the lobby floor. He went total NETS on his cleaning tasks. The CEO, blown away, quickly moved him to the management track.

by axolotyl92 May 29, 2022

Nettyfart

A fart that directly enters the nasal passages while the receiver's nose is pressed against the anus of the fart producer. The fart must travel between nostrils or escape via the mouth. The act may be intentional, but is not required.

"You know that chick, Devon, I was telling you about? Well I was eating her p**** from behind while she was on all fours and she totally gave me a nettyfart"

by Shotaro Putin May 30, 2022