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HE GOT THE FUCKING DAGGER 

Referring to when Louis Tomlinson got the fucking dagger after a year of his fans telling him to get the dagger to match harry's rose. And also an umbrella term describing what proceeded afterwards, which included him saying that the "rose has already been taken care of"
when ur feeling down, remember: HE GOT THE FUCKING DAGGER
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i love fucking bitches 

i love fucking bitches is a commonly used phrase that people say when they are doing the deed. Also used on omegle.
i love fucking bitches my boyfriend loves saying that to me.

Sans Undertale is a fucking dumbass

For the love of god please stop fucking posting about sans Undertale it’s giving me internal seizures

Asgores bette- why are there vegetables at my front door

Dumbass:“hy sns ooderteil s bst chrcter1!!1 *starts twerking furiously*

Me : please shut the fuck up my mind is currently trying to comprehend the stupidity of your existence alone I can’t take any more

Also asgores soundtrack is better

Oh and
Example 2:

Sans: kids make me hard

Me: I’m going to turn you into bone meal if you don’t fucking stop talking you pearly albino version of Jeffrey Dhammer
Asgore: I kill kids cause they’re fucking stupid and come here themselves
Me: ikr fkn dumbasses

Oh yeah and Sans Undertale is a fucking dumbass

what in the actual fucking hell is that 

When your gf is trying to see your dick
Gf: what in the actual fucking hell is that
3: :(

i want to hit you with a fucking bus

"i want to hit you with a fucking bus"
short, simple words, if that one motherfucking, bitch ass-dog face-looking pussy motherfucking son of a bitch decides to step in your way.
Jared: "i fucked your wife"
Me: "i want to hit you with a fucking bus!!"
Jared: "you wouldnt."
Me: "all to see my wife."

now i see her through a glass window-

Gorilla God Emperor Fredikin the Fucking Tank 

A myth and a legend of the Revengers universe most known for snapping away Fatass
I don’t care I’m Gorilla God Emperor Fredikin the Fucking Tank

Fuck off you you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankey doodle shite. Fuck off will you?

Something that Gordon Ramsay says when he's out of insults
Fuck off you you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankey doodle shite. Fuck off will you?

-Gordon Ramsay