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Tibetan Meat Sandwich

When 7 black dudes face fuck a tall white Jewish person
Sam: Do anything fun last night?
Alisha: I had a Tibetan meat sandwich
Sam: Oh damn. I wish I was invited to that
by Tallwhitejewishguy December 22, 2021
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Roast my meat

The act of slowly roasting one's meat to acquire a tender, soft, and moist substance.

Something your sugar daddy (especially a sexy one named Obehi) might do when they cook you the best 8 hour ribs this world has ever seen.
Brad: Yo chad can you roast my meat
Chad: Bro thats kinda gay (derogatory)
Brad: 😏
by leggomyfaggo December 24, 2021
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Beat Tweak Meat

The end result of a 12 hour meth binge and jacking off. Basically it is a shivered up raw version of what was once a majestic penis.
GIRL - COME ON BABE, DON'T YOU WANT TO FUCK ME
GUY - I CANT, I SMOKED TOO MUCH METH LAST NIGHT
GIRL - OKAY SO? HERE LET ME PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS......
GUY - NO BABE STOP
GIRL - OMG WHAT HAPPENED? YOUR COCK LOOKS LIKE BEAT TWEAK MEAT!!!!!
by On the gang August 24, 2019
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Meat Slap 2019

Verb

The action of taking a slice of meat, preferably black forest ham, and slapping it across one’s face. Then preceding to yell, “Meat slap! 2019!”
Keaton: “I’m so excited I packed some ham for lunch!”
Bitches with big mouths: “You’re ham is gay.”
Keaton:..
BwBM:..
Keaton: “MEAT SLAP 2019”
by Doc McBitchin’ February 14, 2019
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Human Meat Container

Why are you looking up "Human Meat Container" on urban dictionary. What is wrong with you
by MindLockAERO September 11, 2023
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meat loving vegan

Someone who wants to confuse the absolute bollox out of you when it comes to a dietary conversation.

Can't be clear on if they are a meat eater or they are a vegan.
Waiter "Do you have any dietary requirements?"
Person - "Oh, I'm a meat loving vegan".
Waiter - "So, that's a no then?
by Irechan April 25, 2017
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clogged meat musket

When there's a little bit of something stuck in your penis so when you cum it feels like a testicle just exploded.
Person 1: Hey man wanna go to the movies?

Person 2: Can't sorry I had a clogged meat musket yesterday now I don't wanna move.
by Tahm kench master July 18, 2016
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