Bus Driver Tits

Saggy, flat, long breasts often found on elderly bus drivers (male and female)

Holy shit, look at those saggy bus driver tits on Jennifer!

by Skeetzzz August 24, 2008

Pita Bread Tits

A light skinned hispanic girl who essentially has no tits or nipples. Its just flat, just like pita bread.

Johnny: I had sex with Julia last night and she had some pita bread tits. She doesnt even need a bra!

Lawrence: Wow, how deceiving.

by VCFL September 20, 2016

zit tit bitch

A girl with pimples/zits all across the front of her chest then chooses to wear low cut shirts to show them off.

Ceanna has zit tits and likes to show them off and all the guys think it's nasty, so she is therefore a zit tit bitch.

by Janece September 01, 2003

Elf Shoe Tits

When a chicks nips point at an upward angle making her tits look like a pair of elf shoes.

Timo: Look at me! I needz me sum sizzle.

Jeff: Dat Latina has some tiny tittays.

Timo: She probably rockin' dem Elf Shoes.

(or She's got Elf Shoe Tits.)

Jeff: Aight, lez get some donuts.

by caeser February 14, 2008

hot dog tits

Breasts that droop into an elongated shape.

"Check out the hot dog tits on that chick!"

by Marcel Leroux August 16, 2004

magical fairy tits

Dos tits that you can never catch cuz they are too good for you, so they seem unrealistic.

I went up to the orb, opened the curtain and heard a voice say, "Behold, the magical fairy tits."

by Woahtherebroimjustaunicorn October 13, 2013

paint my tits

blow a load of cum on boobs

While I was jerking off she said: "paint my tits baby"

by tjt1218 October 18, 2013