straightly

to walk very straightly

the modal walked straightly

by capyflapy June 1, 2025

straightshot

The action of being direct, straight, and getting the job done.

“Are you going from St. Francis to East London, straightshot”

by Jack Hunckleberry January 6, 2026

birthday straightlike

When you go up a friends Facebook feed liking every happy birthday post to him/her.

I just gave you a birthday straightlike.

by richardtation August 10, 2012

abruptly straightened

When your acting a little to gay in public and you gotta make yourself seem straight as to not arise suspicion.

Dam dude I just abruptly straightened in the locker room today it got to be a little to much for my small gay heart .

by Maydays monsters October 11, 2016

Gender-straighten

Opposite of Genderbend, it is the act of straightening out a Trap's gender to represent the gender they are dressed as. Thus no longer making them gay.

Guy 1: *Fapping to Gender-straightened Astolfo*
Guy 2: Ugh dude, that's that gay shit.
Guy 1: Nah bro, no dick, so it's cool.
Guy 2: Shit dude, scoot over, lemme in, No Homo.

by TheTruthHurtsDontIt? January 6, 2021

The straights

Slang for *those* straight people. Generally not used for all straight people Just ones who are Homophobic and make breeding/being homophobic their personality.

"Eww the straights found my post! they're commenting my pronouns are nor/mal"

I went to my cousins wedding yesterday, There were a ton of the straights there asking me when I'm going to get a wife and kids 🤮

by tempestACAB August 12, 2021

The straights

The heterosexual population, in contrast to the gays or the queers.

What’s with all the weird gender role bullshit? The straights are not okay.

by zealasquigs December 27, 2022