piss dynamics

A phrase used to describe the nuances of male urination. This includes complications such as the stream going 45⁰ away from the main trajectory as well as choosing the right urinal etc.

The most difficult thing about being a dude is probably the piss dynamics

by anonymous August 12, 2024

piss durfy

when tha drank gettin you so durfy you start to see the grass movin n shi

yo this drank getting me piss durfy rn frfr

by Stayinskol_YT+TTV plz follow September 2, 2022

Cow Piss

How some foreigners misheard the Romanized name of the popular Japanese drink Calpis which is Karupisu, A soda made from milk.

Steve: Hey Joe, Do you have any drink that we can have for our pajama party
Joe: How about some Cow Piss?
Steve: What's a Cow Piss?
Joe: A Soda that is made from milk and is similar to a bottle of Ice Cold Vanilla Coca-Cola but looks more like a yogurt drink

by ThatCrazyBoiLovesMemes January 26, 2021

Gamer piss

The act of going to the bathroom before a game starts and pissing as hard as you can to get back to gaming is much so it hurts the shaft

“Hey bro I’ll be right back I gotta go pee”
“Hurry up were about to drop!”
“Hey I’m back that was a real Gamer Piss”

by iEATpeople4FUN March 16, 2021

communal piss

Occurs when two or more people pee, generally outside, altogether while simultaneously staring at one another.

The communal piss taken by Bill and Ted strengthened their relationship, making the night one to remember.

by mintyfreshthot November 22, 2014

Sentient piss

When you are taking a piss and then the piss gains conscious and gains a mind of its own and decides to go every single area possible, and it goes all over the walls, floor and ceiling, leaving you to stand there steaming mad while absolutely drenched in piss.

Guy 1: "Im gonna take a piss"
Guy 2: "ok I don't care"
Guy 1: *Takes a sentient piss on accident*
Guy 1: "Well that is shit! I had a sentient piss!"
Guy 2: "Oh man I hate when that happens"

by We can officially be friends. June 22, 2024

Hood Pissed

extremely pissed off, so badly that you want to punch a bitch in the face.

Damn, I am hood pissed that bitch tried to steal my husband.

by pinheadlarrylookinass July 5, 2020