parking lotting 

when people have nothing else to do so they just sit in a vehicle at night with 1 or more friends in a shady parking lot, and pig out and/or discuss life
referred to as "lotting" as short, or lets go "lot"

person1: yo man i just got a shitload of food from wawa, and i have a lot to get off my chest
person2: you want to go parking lotting?

parking lotting by shitheadasshole December 30, 2008

Parking Zen 

The natural ability for certain people to drive to a large venue parking area (concert, shopping, whatever..) and invariably locate a parking spot, in the best possible place.

Others do not possess this and end up in the satellite parking lots.

Despite Black Friday crowds, Rick found a upfront parking space at the mall in record time because of his parking zen.

Parking Zen by Dawgmum November 15, 2009

Parking Lot Panic 

The moment you realize you forgot where you parked your car in a full lot and you panic. Often happens at shopping malls, after concerts, or after long travel trips. This is magnified at airport economy lots where you have no friggin' idea where your car is parked in lot of thousands of cars.

I got back from the two week travel and had total Parking Lot Panic on the shuttle. I wandered the economy lot for over an hour dragging all my luggage looking for my car.

Parking Lot Panic by Steve T in Sacramento February 15, 2010

Parker Higgins 

is my cupcake((:

thats one yummy parker higgins

Parker Higgins by snickerdoodlerlka October 12, 2011

parker drake 

Usually sucks at hockey and most sports and has a Little pinner

(Gayboiparker drake)

parker drake by Yoloswagmaster11199900044466 December 16, 2013

parka buddy 

One of your awesome ass friends who swims just like you and happens to own a parka. You then send parka selfies to each other and decide to become parka buddies.

Oh my gosh, you have a parka too?!

Ya.
OMG let's be parka buddies!
OMG that'd be awesome!
Yay I have a parka buddy!

parka buddy by DeRpHiN December 21, 2013

parking camper 

A person, who in a heavily populated city insists on their self-importance by blocking traffic on the street or in a parking lot or parking structure while waiting for a person, who appears to be leaving to exit their parking spot.

Oh, we got another parking camper. Look at that selfish piece of excrement, he's been holding up traffic for over a minute in the hopes that the person is about to leave their spot.

parking camper by deutschland_liebt_hasselhoff November 17, 2014