parking lot pretty truck

A "parking lot pretty" truck is a four-wheel drive pick-up or suv which is owned by somebody who purchased it with absolutely no intentions of using it for what it was built for, such as taking it off any paved surfaces for fear of it getting dirty or actually towing anything with it. They are easily recognized by after market wheels, lift kits, very clean and spotless paint jobs, chrome accessories, loud exhaust, and in most occasions an obnoxious decal of some sort on the windows stating the owners personal beliefs or opinions.

Real truck owner: Nice truck!
Truck owner: Thanks!
Real truck owner: What size lift you got?
Truck owner: 6 inch lift with 22's
Real truck owner: I know some great trails around here if ya wanna take em out and kick up some mud!
Truck owner: No way! I don't wanna get it dirty!
Real truck owner: Oh I see, your truck is just a parking lot pretty truck.

by RealTruckOwner May 12, 2016

Parker

The perfect boyfriend. They'll act socially awkward when you first meet, but is a great guy once you get to know them. Probably plays guitar. They'll listen to all your problems and is a great friend. If you're lucky enough to be dating one, they'll feel like both a boyfriend and a bro. Probably likes that one thicc girl who's their best friend's childhood friend. They like social interaction but they're also complete loners. They're usually attracted to short brunettes with self-confidence issues. Parkers will love and care for you. They usually don't make the first move for fear of rejection. Will text back within 0.02 seconds if they're not currently occupied. A bit clingy, but in a cute way. But when a Parker falls in love, they fall HARD. Never let a Parker go. You'll never get this lucky again in your entire life.

Girl 1: So I heard that you were dating a really nice guy. He totally sounds like a Parker!
Girl 2: OMG how did you know?!?!?

by Noivern67 June 5, 2018

parker county calamari

Named after the time honored tradition in parker county Texas of deep frying the recently circumcised fore skin of a new born in combination with the 5 secret herbs and spices commonly found in parker county cuisine...

...here's a hint, one is piss soaked dirt dried out in a meth lab...

*Read in Parker county accent* You take yer foreskins and throw'em in yer deep fryers?

“They have a Jewish center out in Weatherford?”
“Yeah, I heard the even serve up Parker county Calamari!”

“What’s that?”
“Next time there is a bris ask them.”

Or...“You hear about Mr. And Mrs. McGillicutty? They just had a baby boy. They circumcised the little fella and made themselves some Parker county calamari. Mmm mmmm, bitch!”

“Have you heard the new fad going around in Weatherford? Instead of eating placenta people are making parker county calamari!"

by baby belly buttons November 12, 2018

Parking the cake

To take a dump on a willing recipients chest.

I’ll have to call you back mum, I’m just parking the cake..

by Cakeparker November 16, 2018

parker middle school

Parker Middle School is another word for the HELL. Students of this school enjoy vaping in the bathrooms and harassing others. A lot of the teachers are evil and do not like children. If you are looking for some thots this school would be the place to go.

She said, “jeez that place is a real Parker Middle school, I thought I would die of boredom.”

by Youngazn March 19, 2019

parking garage guy

Legend has it that during the late 21st century that a guy scavenges parking garages at college campuses to deposit his cum in someone male or female. He makes his deposits orally, vaginally, and anally.

The parking garage guy at UTA usually deposits his cum before work with guys from grindr.

by PhillipD33zNutZ June 8, 2019

Parkcrest middle school

A school full of dick riders, hating ass hoes , and wanna be hoes

I hate Parkcrest middle school

by Mrs jj March 27, 2019