Penis sculpting

When your penis is off to the side for some reason and it slowly starts to hang that way

Damn, bro! James has a tough case of penis sculpting!

by Penis sculpting expert November 6, 2020

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Penis town

Adjective
Describes something that is very unfortunate; similar to “that sucks” or “that blows” but more intense because both sucking and blowing happen in Penis Town

“Why would your job replace you? That’s penis town.”

by Not Garfield August 11, 2023

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Penis Music

the best kind of music

mom: hi, son!

son: *blasting penis music*

mom: you were a mistake

by Wenis lord September 20, 2023

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penis racing

penis racing is an official racing team founded somewhere in ireland or something idk. anyways fuck off

penis racing team best racing team in the world

by SteinsSpar July 7, 2021

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nature penis

A penis in which case looks rather small when flaccid but very large when erected

Hey bro I have a nature penis it sucks tho because the ladies think it's small and I have to tell them it gets a lot bigger ugh why do I have to have a nature penis fuck

by Ba timeouts April 30, 2016

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