In residential land use planning, a development which consists entirely of small apartments intended to house no more than two people each. The logic presumably is that, while landlords are severely restricted in their ability to turn prospective tenants away for having bred like crack-addled rabbits, they are able to turn people away if housing them would mean overcrowding a rental unit... so conveniently there are no units available with space for you and your hellspawn.
Nominally, while regulations vary between regions, the only opportunity for a slumlord to expressly declare a residential development "adults only" often is to force everything 55+ as a retirement or seniors' home. Vasectomy housing avoids the issue by building apartments small enough that there's really no room for all of these extra little people. While they won't say so publicly, local councils are well aware that building this sort of development means less burden on schools, playgrounds or other infrastructure.
by bitchuck September 20, 2024
Get the vasectomy housingmug. People who are quite obviously too used to living in a private home, and tend to be noisy when at an appartment or hotel room.
*while in an appartment* Gah! Your friends are such House People! Don't they know that they're stomping on someones ceiling?
Don't put the music too loud, you can't do that in an appartment, we'll get a complaint. You're such a house person.
Don't put the music too loud, you can't do that in an appartment, we'll get a complaint. You're such a house person.
by cptkrunchh December 2, 2011
Get the House peoplemug. by Fhhgvb March 26, 2020
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by Colin Ritter August 6, 2003
Get the The Letter in the Whie Housemug. by Swarmzfan November 21, 2019
Get the Minted Housemug. The name for a house decorated as a Mardi Gras float originating during COVID-19 pandemic times when Mardi Gras parades were cancelled.
by Gin Callais January 20, 2021
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