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Ben Schuey.

The homie under any circumstance. A Ben Schuey is an extremely rare personality, as he outranks every other male in the socio-sexual hierarchy. An absolute bringer of amazing vibes every time. Ben Schuey is a friend you want to have.
Ben Schuey: “ Yoooo, not to name drop but Ben Schuey and I are about to create the best bass-line ever. You in???” He vibrates amazingly always. It is his purpos. I dare you to find a circumstance where this man won’t vibe. It is the definition of Ben Schuey.
by sneak fucker February 19, 2022
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Ben

When someone's a Ben, he's either a die-hard retro rock fan or either a guy that loves PPs.
Stop being such a Ben. It's annoying
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A Ben is the type of guy to get in a relationship then end it 2 months later.
He often gets in trouble by talking at school.
"What happened now?" Asked Bens Mum
"Got in trouble by talking"Angrily says ben
by FLIP UR LIFE BING BONG February 20, 2022
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Bens Nan

A mythical being that survives against an hard opposition but folds against fodder opposition.
Manchester United are such a bens nan.
Arsenal last season were such a bens nan.
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Ben

Ben is the type of lad you get to know really well. Growing up together, going to school, college or 6th form at the same time. You share the same group of friends, like the same kind of things and generally get on really well with.

Ben is a lad that will make you question your own sexuality. With those brown eyes, flawless brown hair and a smile to die for you inevitability end up checking him out more and more with every chance you get. Ben is into all types of sport but particularly football. Whilst Ben will go to the gym regularly he's one of those lucky guys that only has to put in minimal effort in order to achieve a hot, toned kick-ass body.

Ben has a really big cock. Ben may be shy in large groups, however, when hanging out with just one or two other lads will let the banter flow and assert his sexual prowess. Ben isn't afraid to show off his muscles. Ben isn't afraid to let you know he's hung like a mother fucker.

Ben is the kind of lad that over time has on off girlfriends but nothing ever serious.

As a bro Ben isn't afraid of demonstrating all things bromantic. He encourages the bromance.

Ben is the kind of lad that so long as it's kept between him and yourself isn't afraid of a bit of bro spooning. Ben is 100% straight but he's a lad with needs. Ben is a lad that recognises a curious person.

Ben is the kind of lad your more than happy to give head. It's only a Brojob between mates.
I just gave Ben a Brojob! He didn't look at me or say nothing but at the end he was proper smiling.

You: "hey Ben! What are you doing after the match?"
Ben: "your throat, faggot!!"

What goes on between Ben and I is a secret between best mates.
by Kjoek23 February 22, 2022
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GIrl1. HOOOOOOOOOO ITS BEN
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He is a person. He also has a massive...right pinky toe. He has integrity and is a really bad liere. If you meet a ben, immediately...eat his right pinky toe.
Person:Is that a Ben? He must have a massive...right pinky toe.
by Rosebowlute🌹 February 27, 2022
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