When an average guy, whether married not, has an above average girl fall into his lap with no repercussions.
Bro 1: Been banging this hot chick, bro.
Bro 2: You're married, how did you find time to pick up chicks.
Bro 1: Freebee from God, bro
Bro 2: You're married, how did you find time to pick up chicks.
Bro 1: Freebee from God, bro
by Whickerbook February 5, 2015
Get the Freebee from Godmug. A guy named Nikoli or Nicholas that knows exactly how to please a woman. He makes an amazing friend and the best lover you could pray for. He knows exactly how to make you cum over and over again. He is wanted by many, but chooses his goddesses carefully. You have to earn his attention.
by Loora September 2, 2020
Get the Nikoli the Sex godmug. Capital G God is a distinction for the Judeo Christian god. It’s used when there’s a conversation about multiple deities or religions to avoid any confusion.
Me: the Olympian gods have done some messed up stuff. Oh crap... I shouldn’t have said that. I’m about to get hit by lightning.
Friend: God wouldn’t do that.
Me: I meant the gods, not Capital G God.
Friend: God wouldn’t do that.
Me: I meant the gods, not Capital G God.
by Queenie’s Girl February 5, 2021
Get the Capital G Godmug. Thanking the dark gods is another way thanking something or someone for existing. e.g things like nutella, chocolate, etc. Things that you like.
by JinzoDefiler March 29, 2017
Get the Thank the Dark Godsmug. watching the 'high and mighty' take a 'tumble', falling prey to their more 'base' instincts. (I LOVE IT!!)
those who would 'preach' morality, 'right and wrong', christianity, conservatism, abstinence, e.t.c.; to YOU!- falling on THEIR fucking face!!
those who would 'preach' morality, 'right and wrong', christianity, conservatism, abstinence, e.t.c.; to YOU!- falling on THEIR fucking face!!
the politician put a 'hot load' in his mistress, and DANG! if it didn't 'take'!! -what a lesser-god stumble!
i love the lesser-god stumble of the ''hot shit" holier-than-thou, ending up just a "cold-turd"
the priest was found nude with a ten year old boy!, a true lesser-god stumble!
i love the lesser-god stumble of the ''hot shit" holier-than-thou, ending up just a "cold-turd"
the priest was found nude with a ten year old boy!, a true lesser-god stumble!
by michael foolsley June 19, 2011
Get the lesser-god stumblemug. the answer to every question the priest/pastor/preacher will ask you.
even if you aren't christian, it's still the best answer, especially if the preacher/priest/pastor(whatever you want to call them, really)is starring directly at you, or makes you all stay at the church until someone answers the question, making everyone miss the first hour of football if it's football season.
even if you aren't christian, it's still the best answer, especially if the preacher/priest/pastor(whatever you want to call them, really)is starring directly at you, or makes you all stay at the church until someone answers the question, making everyone miss the first hour of football if it's football season.
Pastor:when you have a problem, or something that worries you, what do you do? Adonel, do you have the answer?
Me:just take it to god, dear pastor.
Me:just take it to god, dear pastor.
by emery comyn February 6, 2010
Get the just take it to godmug. a word used by those of religious faith asking God to cruse you to damnation. (God Damn You) use of the word started around 1625 and is still used today, most of the modern world uses the word to express angry threats to another.
by Jesse Decor April 10, 2021
Get the God Damn Youmug.