chocolate pancake

Defecate on a woman or man's face and spread it out in a circle flattening it then the other person climaxes on the others face for the whipped cream

I gave her the best chocolate pancake she ever had

by Dämïöñ April 3, 2019

Chocolate Farmer

Someone who eats a LOT of arse

He's so full of shit he must have been eating it. What a chocolate farmer

by Thomas T Titwank May 4, 2017

Reverse hot chocolate

When you're taking a shit when the seat of the toilet is cold so you shit on the toilet seat to make it warm.

guy: dude I had to reverse hot chocolate my toilet last night.

by doomdank February 21, 2021

Chocolate Dipped Cherries

For one's self to dip their testicles into their partner's anus.

Dude, I just got chocolate dipped cherries form that girl.

by vweinerschnitsle September 12, 2014

the chocolate frosties

When you're taking a shit and it's not exactly solid but not liquidy enough to classify as diaheria and is almost like one long turd that is almost like a frosty

I shouldn't have eaten that Chinese food because now i got the chocolate frosties.

by Talonghoul July 27, 2016

Chocolate

God's greatest gift to humans

I'm eating some chocolate rn

by anonymous March 16, 2022

Chocolate Fever

When that cold brew hits just right, ynkow what I mean player? That feeling when a man wants to dive straight into the dark void and taste the Forbiden Fruit. When you see a chocolate mama and you don't know the difference from up and down. Symptoms of Chocolate Fever include blindness, increase in libido, and possible cardiac arrest.

Adam-Dam cuzzo, this darkskin chick was all up on me in the subway, I almost caught a case of Chocolate Fever.
Nick-I know what you mean boss we all get a hankerin for some dark meat.

by LegendTwenty7n April 9, 2022