The phrase a person uses when he/she couldn't possibly care less about what you have to say, yet feels the need to satisfy your "story" with a response. Very commonly received when the person using the phrase feels as if they are superior to you in each and every way, and would like nothing more than to pound your face into the ground.
As made famous by Katie Dalmas.
As made famous by Katie Dalmas.
by LJonesy October 6, 2011
Get the Cool story bro mug.1. Very similar if not the same as a bro. Known for saying, "Hey bro."
How to spot them: Young man, age 19-24. potentially from Bakersfield. Wears clothing from American Eagle or Abercrombie and Fitch. The 'hey bro' attempts to ironically wear pink. Drives a lifted truck, IROC Z28, or Miata convertible. Enjoys bands like Disturbed, Fall Out Boy, Avenged Sevenfold and the Dave Matthews Band (despite none of those bands sounding alike). They honestly believe that at Karaoke they have a chance with the ex-stripper "Bud Light Girls" because they won a mesh cap as a prize from a Lynyrd Skynyrd trivia contest. They drink more red bull than water. Flip flops, cargo shorts, polo shirts, half beards, and Cuban dictator hats count as "Semi Formal" to them. They are amused by the Dave Chappelle one liners "I'm Rick James Bitch!" and "Oh KAY!" They are probably wearing a pair of aviator sunglasses.
How to spot them: Young man, age 19-24. potentially from Bakersfield. Wears clothing from American Eagle or Abercrombie and Fitch. The 'hey bro' attempts to ironically wear pink. Drives a lifted truck, IROC Z28, or Miata convertible. Enjoys bands like Disturbed, Fall Out Boy, Avenged Sevenfold and the Dave Matthews Band (despite none of those bands sounding alike). They honestly believe that at Karaoke they have a chance with the ex-stripper "Bud Light Girls" because they won a mesh cap as a prize from a Lynyrd Skynyrd trivia contest. They drink more red bull than water. Flip flops, cargo shorts, polo shirts, half beards, and Cuban dictator hats count as "Semi Formal" to them. They are amused by the Dave Chappelle one liners "I'm Rick James Bitch!" and "Oh KAY!" They are probably wearing a pair of aviator sunglasses.
"Hey bro, let's go to that party later so we can get drunk and fuck some chicks!"
"Whoa bro, good idea.."
"Whoa bro, good idea.."
by nyktelios January 13, 2009
Get the hey bro mug.a saying goons say who wear cheap sports direct tracksuits and dead 95s. if you get saves on a fag and don’t say ‘sound bro’ you are a ded ting and need your priorities checked.
Once Sir Francais Drake defeated the spanish armada he cracked open a cold one with the beys and said ‘sound bro’
Once Sir Francais Drake defeated the spanish armada he cracked open a cold one with the beys and said ‘sound bro’
by Big Bey Niccy Dunc February 12, 2018
Get the sound bro mug.This is the proper phrase for interrupting a boring monologue while simultaneously tripping or smacking the offender.
Unlike "cool story bro," this phrase can instantly end the conversation.
Unlike "cool story bro," this phrase can instantly end the conversation.
Boring person: "And then I drove my minivan to the pharmacy and I was only five minutes ahead of schedule and..."
Victim: *Smack* "Cool sorry bro"
Victim: *Smack* "Cool sorry bro"
by KristopherWindsor June 8, 2011
Get the Cool sorry bro mug.The famous line that white boys (with hair filled with so much wax, you can make a hundred candles to mourn their death when they get inevitably get killed for their so called "pranks") says to justify on camera the stupid and/or douchey act (so called "pranks") that the attention seeking whores inside of them want so badly. Then post it on You Tube, get thousands of views then build a private army filled with fan girls that will beat you up and burn you at the steaks if you have a different opinion to their douche-nugget overlord, this affect can be worse when they didn't get their Starbucks coffee in the morning>
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Get the just a prank, bro mug.A guy in california who has all matching clothes and wears straight billed hats up and to the right. They are always d-bags
by Cali Bro Killer October 15, 2008
Get the Cali bro mug.1:When you want your friend to leave you alone cus hes all over ur nuts
2:Becomes one of the most annoying,yet catchy phrases
2:Becomes one of the most annoying,yet catchy phrases
by Matt the *GrEaT* (get at me sn:Crazymofod) March 10, 2005
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