Crush: *walks in room*
Crush: *looks at me and smiles*
Me: *boner erects*
Crush: Ay uh, my parents aren’t home, you uh, wanna come over, *winks*
Me: Sure
3 hours later
Her: ooohhh ohhh more
Me: *thrusts forward*
Her: *gets up and ties my hands to bed, opens my legs wide*
Me: I love you..
Her: *grins then massages dick before licking the balls and going down to suck it*
TO BE CONTINUED
Crush: *looks at me and smiles*
Me: *boner erects*
Crush: Ay uh, my parents aren’t home, you uh, wanna come over, *winks*
Me: Sure
3 hours later
Her: ooohhh ohhh more
Me: *thrusts forward*
Her: *gets up and ties my hands to bed, opens my legs wide*
Me: I love you..
Her: *grins then massages dick before licking the balls and going down to suck it*
TO BE CONTINUED
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