ass slayer

One who takes women home and slays their ass or does anal as some would call it

Last night I went home and slayed Ashleys ass which made me the ass slayer

by The real ass slayer March 27, 2017

Roid Ass

When you only work our your gluts when under the influence of steroids. Tends to result in constipation from muscle density.

After my Gym session, I have a real case of Roid Ass right now.

by UltimateUniverse March 15, 2017

Ass Wank

When you don't have a penis so you masturbate your anus

Friend 1: Man, I was so horny last night but I don't have a dick :(
Friend 2: You should try ass wanking, it's so good

by Superbankai April 26, 2016

ass napkin

A napkin made from paper towels or sheets of toilet paper placed between your ass cheeks over your butt hole to decrease the chances of getting shit in your underwear.

I took a crap at work and couldn't wipe my ass very good so I placed an ass napkin inside the back of my underwear over my butt until I could get home later and wipe and clean properly.

by paulmor909 September 5, 2016

ass sheets

Toilet paper.

I picked up some spare ass sheets the other day.

by CakeLegends July 21, 2016

gravy ass

when you have such an explosive and uncontrollable case of diarrhea that it's leaking from your anus and your ass crack smells like poo until the storm passes.

momo must had a severe case of gravy ass because he smelled like a rotting corpse in close quarter combat.

tricky_trouble: hello gravy ass

by analman388 May 24, 2016

ass shaking

A mode of dance in which the performer undulates their booty in such a way as to cause it to jiggle appealingly.

Gal 1: "Sheila be getting it down."
Gal 2: "Yeah, that ass shaking be prime."

by Umbrella_Stand May 19, 2016