Straight Anal is a sex move where a straight couple (man and woman) perform anal. However, it is not the penis that is getting inserted into the woman's arsehole. The woman is inserting her vagina/tit into the man's arsehole. The man can be lying down and the woman can sit sideways across his arsehole facing either backwards or forwards if vagina inserting. If tit inserting, she should lie down on top of him and insert her tit.
Keith-'Yo Tim how was last night with Sommer'
Tim-'Bro we tried Straight Anal, it felt weird but was good'
Keith-'I need to try this with Riley'
Tim-'Bro we tried Straight Anal, it felt weird but was good'
Keith-'I need to try this with Riley'
by duhagfowgf8whfWG June 24, 2020
Get the Straight Analmug. a) momentary accidental anal
b) continued unwilling painful anal
verb : Anal Bonked
title : Anal Bonker
c) the smudge or must left on an appendage or object as a result of anal penetration
b) continued unwilling painful anal
verb : Anal Bonked
title : Anal Bonker
c) the smudge or must left on an appendage or object as a result of anal penetration
a) She is particularly sensitive to Anal Bonk after what happened to her in college and no longer tolerates sloppy partners.
b) Anal Bonk is a form of torture except in extreme circumstances of masochism.
verb : I heard they were Anal Bonked into quitting porn for good.
title : The elusive Criminal was furthermore Referred to as "The Tri-County Anal Bonker".
c) I tried to put it back in her mouth after it went in the back, but she told me i had to wash off the Anal Bonk first
b) Anal Bonk is a form of torture except in extreme circumstances of masochism.
verb : I heard they were Anal Bonked into quitting porn for good.
title : The elusive Criminal was furthermore Referred to as "The Tri-County Anal Bonker".
c) I tried to put it back in her mouth after it went in the back, but she told me i had to wash off the Anal Bonk first
by instantaneous dissection August 26, 2023
Get the Anal Bonkmug. Another word for hemorrhoids.
Patient: "Doctor, my bum is bleeding"
Doctor: "Oh dear! You look like you've got a bad case of Anal Marbles!"
Doctor: "Oh dear! You look like you've got a bad case of Anal Marbles!"
by BettyBigg May 8, 2017
Get the Anal Marblesmug. Analness: an unclean anal for anal penetration via penis, finger, toe or other body parts. The anal canal has "ness" like particles that have not been properly disposed. The anal was not cleansed prior penetration to ensure no particles that are commonly found in the anal (poop-nesd, bandaid-ness, hamster fur-ness, seman-ness, ect-ness.)
by JK McLoven September 10, 2021
Get the Analnessmug. (Verb) When two people mutually admire each other. It can be considered a difficult task as it is often partaken in by poeple that are very close and deeply care about each other.
Guy 1: I had some hard anal with my dad the other day.
Guys 2: That's super good, did you're brother join in?
Guy 1: No, last time he had anal with my dad it got really rough.
Guys 2: That's super good, did you're brother join in?
Guy 1: No, last time he had anal with my dad it got really rough.
by ERES X August 7, 2019
Get the Analmug. when a man puts his dick in your bum and sturs it until poo flows to the rim of the anal cavity when you do this the man pisses in the bum
by coolcif April 16, 2021
Get the anal wockee slushmug. Honor anal (similar to the Japanese sepukku honor suicide) is a process whereby a person shoves something in their ass to escape the shame of an immoral action - except they have to live with the consequences of butt fucking themselves, so it’s much worse than honor suicide.
“Bro, last night was so bad you blew like 2 grand on strippers” - friend
“Damn bro might as well honor anal myself”
“Damn bro might as well honor anal myself”
by Tgphelps February 6, 2018
Get the honor analmug.