Someone who runs to their mother over shit they started ever since they were a little kid, since people don't change.
The goody two shoes looked like an angel in her mother's eyes only. She had a face only a mother could love (as her own father said of her when she was a young kid, in his words, and I quote).
by Solid Mantis December 03, 2020
1. To hold someone's hand, typically as a gesture showing the person they're not alone.
2. another way of saying hand-in-hand.
2. another way of saying hand-in-hand.
by LPAddict March 25, 2010
The strange dance popularized by Donald Trump when he was running for president the second time, simulating masturbating two other males, one on the left of him and the other to the right.
I was out with my gay friends in south beach and couldn't believe there was a guy doing the two handed man mambo!
by sarcastic potatoe December 13, 2024
When you're balls deep in a woman, however need a five minute respite without her being aware. Your mate is next door so fills in without missing a beat.
by MeepMoopStagDo August 17, 2024
When someone can dish out hate but cannot get it back without complaining/being a baby about it; a two scooper can dish but can’t take it.
Person 1: that girls a total two scooper
Person 2: yeah, she called me a dick and thought it was fine but as soon as I called her a bitch she got all butt hurt
Person 2: yeah, she called me a dick and thought it was fine but as soon as I called her a bitch she got all butt hurt
by cumslut813 September 18, 2021
by Axl Hoes October 16, 2018
A rapid footjob using both soles of the feet and given by a Succubus Cafe maid lying on her back in front of you.
Hey, did you know Pancho enjoys Two o' FIve on the daily?
No way! I thought only Francisco Liked Two o' FIve!
Let me ask Valdovinos if he likes Two o' Five.
No way! I thought only Francisco Liked Two o' FIve!
Let me ask Valdovinos if he likes Two o' Five.
by Kodez Minjo January 05, 2023