water

Things that are necessary.

Kelly's attitude is so not water.

by Troy Liu July 26, 2016

Lunch Water

A cool, crisp beer consumed during mid-day meal. This term is usually used as a euphemism for said beverage in situations where alcohol consumption may be frowned upon or prohibited, such as in the middle of the workday at a stuffy office, operating heavy machinery, or during military or other public duties. A lunch water is typically a lighter variety of beer, such as a lager, gose, or session IPA that has a lighter flavor profile and alcohol content to avoid detection by supervisors or narcs. Common consumption locations for lunch waters include the back offices of mechanics shops, cubicle desks, military barracks, and Chili’s.

“Barry, Jim, Emily, and I are heading to Chili’s to grab a few lunch waters at noon, want to join?”

by Lunch Water Enthusiast November 7, 2025

Human water fountain

When a water gun is inserted into a vagina or asshole and is used to spray water out of the persons mouth turning them into a human water fountain

Nathan: “Hey Charlie, I want to turn you into a human water fountain tonight”
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Darren:“I’m thirsty”

Stella: “Well, babe you can drink from my human water fountain tonight 👍”

by Dilligulper09 July 25, 2025

Naked water

Plain water

“I’m thirsty”

“Drink from bottle”

“No, it’s pre workout.”

“There’s water in that”

“ITS NOT NAKED, I want naked water”.

by Freakflashlight August 18, 2024

Curb water

Bodies of water that occur at street curbs that need to be navigated after snow or rain.

The curb water was so wide and deep in front of Penn Station after Snowmageddon, you needed Navy Seal training to cross over it.

by puttycake May 9, 2016

Pottle of Water

Bottle of water but spelt with a P.

Alison: Can I take your order please?
Jamie-John: Can I get a Big Mac with some chips and tomato sauce?
Oh, and let me get some apples, a packin’ of crisps, an OMGbergine, a Corcaighette, a Quarter pounder with chiz and a Pottle of Water

Alison: Coming right up!

by Jamiejohn2012 April 10, 2025

dog water

the absolute worst combination of things in existence (dog + water). Something being dog water means its literally the worst it could possibly be.

Bro Jon's absolute dog water at chess

by Uhmuhn March 11, 2021