Definitions by Uhmuhn

dog water 

the absolute worst combination of things in existence (dog + water). Something being dog water means its literally the worst it could possibly be.

Bro Jon's absolute dog water at chess

dog water by Uhmuhn March 11, 2021

network-ting 

A tech/business shorty you pickup by flexing your job.

Hey, have you seen Nick?

Yeah, he's over there telling Lisa about his new job at Google. She's a network-ting.

network-ting by Uhmuhn November 16, 2018

flirtomaniac 

Someone who flirts with way too many girls at once. Similar to a fuckboy, but he does not get any girls.

Hey bro, did you hear Kavin flirting with Grace? Oh yeah, hes a flirtomaniac

flirtomaniac by Uhmuhn October 25, 2015