Uhmuhn's definitions

dog water

the absolute worst combination of things in existence (dog + water). Something being dog water means its literally the worst it could possibly be.

Bro Jon's absolute dog water at chess

by Uhmuhn March 11, 2021

flirtomaniac

Someone who flirts with way too many girls at once. Similar to a fuckboy, but he does not get any girls.

Hey bro, did you hear Kavin flirting with Grace? Oh yeah, hes a flirtomaniac

by Uhmuhn October 25, 2015

network-ting

A tech/business shorty you pickup by flexing your job.

Hey, have you seen Nick?

Yeah, he's over there telling Lisa about his new job at Google. She's a network-ting.

by Uhmuhn November 16, 2018