why me

because you deserve nothing

me:why me?
chad:because you deserve nothing

by imafailureipromise November 15, 2021

Heard of me?

A method of telling people about your accomplishments in a condescending manner, implying that they should already know about them, and are stupid for being ignorant.

Julian Assange: "I founded WikiLeaks. Heard of me?"

by RandyPants December 22, 2010

Dick Me

Basically, the male version of a pick me.

Dick Me's don't hesitate to bring up sex and dicks in the middle of unrelated conversations (and not for comedic effect either).

Jacob is such a dick me, my God.

by look behind you :) July 22, 2021

hoe me

When one decides to not stick to a plan

Why the hell did Marquisha hoe me because she wanted that good dick?

by THAT RED HEAD CUNT January 25, 2018

fuck me

something a girl/ boy says when they are incredibly horny or used when someone is about to do something stupid they don’t wanna do

jimmy: ...fuck me😉
amanda: ok i’m ready babe

jimmy: wait for me to get hard first babe

amanda: am i not good enough for you???
jimmy: no no no ! your just ugly as hell!

amanda: ok i’m leaving !
jimmy: no come back , no please! please fuck me!
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mia: what do we have next period

ali: we have science

mia: ugh fuck me
ali: ikr it’s so bo-
jimmy : yeah sure i’ll fuck you 😉
mia: that’s not what i meant

jimmy: huh?
mia: you should go on urban dictionary to see the other definition of fuck me

by titleofyoursextape June 17, 2019

Fuck me twice!

idiom; used to express feelings of extreme frustration, exasperation, annoyance, surprise, resignation, or disappointment

"Yyyyeah, V, I'm gonna need you to work another eight hours while your 'sick' coworker goes out partying and whoring herself."

"Oh, fuck me twice!"

*

"Fuck me twice, I can't believe that 'Signs' sucked so bad."

by pentacookie December 31, 2007

Dude Trust Me

The most reliable source of them all

Dude, did you know cats are alergic to humans?
- Where tf did you took that from
Dude trust me

by TomboyLover2 December 27, 2020