Squddle

A squash-like cuddle. Lay on top of another's back , giving an affectionate yet weighty cuddle.

He was lay on his front and she climbed on top of his back, giving him a squddle.

by EJH14 September 19, 2017

squad mad

When 1 person is mad in your squad, the whole squad get mad!!

"Bruh why is that squad always squad mad?"

by theyad0re.milah December 3, 2017

Squadie

When a group of guys have their own way with a individual female so basically it’s gang banging.

Boy:*high pitched voice* squadie?
Girl:umm sure I don’t know what it is tho.
Boy: you will find out now *calls up friends*
-the girl was never to be found again-

by Yaga Master 2000 December 4, 2017

Squad mode

Meaning a group of friends that walk side by side at the same speed at the same distance at the same time with no apparent departure from formation.

Would you like to walk with me "squad mode".

by Theizzidrizzle December 16, 2017

Squaddie Mattress

A female who like to have sexual intercourse with squaddies.
Usually have sexual intercourse in bushes and old mattress in woods.

Originated in front of McDonald’s

‘ She’s a right squaddie mattress’

by Squaddie2479 January 18, 2018

squadtism

When a group of people, who normally act like civilized human beings, start going berserk and acting crazy once together. The effect may stop as the squad dissolves from one another, but long term effect may include continued squadtistic behavior.

Claire: "Ugh Janie, I don't get how Josh can be so sweet and mature towards while we're in class together, but when his friends show up he turns into some kind of brain dead savage!"

Jane: "That is so true! He must be suffering from a severe case of Squadtism"

by ThaScang January 25, 2018

Squadtism

When a group of people, who normally act like civilized human beings, starts going bersek and acting all crazy while together, displacing symptoms of autism. However, once the squad dissolves, the inappropriate behavior might go away. All though too much exposure to it may lead to long lasting symptoms, much like autism.

Claire :. "Janie, I don't get how Josh can be so sweet and mature towards me while we're in class together, and once his friends show up start acting like a total immature jerk!"

Jane: "That is so true! He must be suffering from a severe case of squadtism!"

by ThaScang January 25, 2018