hoe me

When one decides to not stick to a plan

Why the hell did Marquisha hoe me because she wanted that good dick?

by THAT RED HEAD CUNT January 25, 2018

why me

because you deserve nothing

me:why me?
chad:because you deserve nothing

by imafailureipromise November 15, 2021

Dick Me

Basically, the male version of a pick me.

Dick Me's don't hesitate to bring up sex and dicks in the middle of unrelated conversations (and not for comedic effect either).

Jacob is such a dick me, my God.

by look behind you :) July 22, 2021

Me too

It means "This one as well" or "I also experience said thing".

Hym "HA! HAHAHA!! AAA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

Iam ".... You think you'd have a little more sympathy..."

Hym "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Iam *sigh* "Me too brother... Me too"

Hym "It's irritating isn't it? Having to ignore unprompted messages from shit-heads who only care about themselves! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!"

Iam "Wha?... We would be the shit-head..."

Hym "YOU'RE the shit-head! You! Idiot! HAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Iam "I.... *Sigh*....."

by Hym Iam April 10, 2022

Beau Me

to make the Zenithmedia team laugh and then leave them

you Beau Me

by Lesvache Suchiword March 26, 2003

Fuck me twice!

idiom; used to express feelings of extreme frustration, exasperation, annoyance, surprise, resignation, or disappointment

"Yyyyeah, V, I'm gonna need you to work another eight hours while your 'sick' coworker goes out partying and whoring herself."

"Oh, fuck me twice!"

*

"Fuck me twice, I can't believe that 'Signs' sucked so bad."

by pentacookie December 31, 2007

slap me silly

To slap one until they're knocked some sense into or to slap one until they're knocked the hell out.

John had to slap me silly after I jumped off that 30-foot diving board.

Mike slapped me silly when we fought after school.

by NooberCrooser November 2, 2014