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ripe banana

A penis in it's maximum state of arousal.
He was trying to hide his ripe banana, but the speedo he was wearing made it impossible.
by Krawar September 4, 2021
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Banana

An epic weapon that can be used to kill
Omg she has a banana
RUN
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Banana Roofer

A smooth-brained individual who fucks everything up on a consistent level.
Get a load of this fuckin' banana Roofer.
by Banana Roofer June 11, 2021
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banana creampie

guess lol (hint: banana is yellow + creampie is cum in me = ? (answer =pee creampie)
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Banana

According to Kevin Kwans 2013 Bestseller “Rich, Crazy Asians” a “Banana” is an Asian person who acts like a Caucasian person.
Goh Peik Lin tells Rachel Choo about a guy named Parker Lee. Rachel laughs and says “Uh, uh, no thanks. That guy is a Banana. Not interested....next.”
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Banana

I like to put a banana in my ass on tuesday nights while watching my 5 yo son play
by Banana_Crafter June 15, 2021
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The Banana Cure

An ancient Shemalian hangover cure where one eats two bananas for every serving of alcohol at the end of the evening of drinking. If performed correctly and no more than 8 bananas are needed to cancel out the drinks, one will wake up the next day feeling like a Shemalian Queen. If one eats more than 8 bananas one night, they will have a 69% chance of sleeping next to the toilet out of necessity instead of feeling like a queen.
It was frosty pumpkin season and Steph was enjoying an evening patio session with Johanna. After finishing up gossiping and creeping online, she realized that they had polished off two bottles of wine by themselves. Worried about the MIL visit the following morning, she remembered The Banana Cure. After figuring out that she drank 5 servings of wine, she proceeded to eat 10 bananas, forgetting that the rule clearly states to stop at 8. Fortunately, she avoided the 69% chance of sleeping next to the toilet and miraculously felt great the next morning just in time for the visit from her favorite MIL.
by MenoDrive September 13, 2024
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