tatter nuts

Someone that has severely dry balls cuz he is a geek and never gets laid.

"John Doe after several years of being alone and excessive maturbation, has developed a severe case of tatter nuts"

by JeebusDa3rd August 4, 2008

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nut bumper

a homo-sexual's chin

" billy you are not a grown man yet, you first have to grow some hair on that lil nut bumper of yours you got there"

by THE 69 OMEN August 17, 2008

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Nut Riders

n. Extremely skinny jeans. Look good, hurt bad.

Me:"Wore em' once, but they're seriously a pair o' Nut Riders!"

by BAGHEAD December 29, 2008

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Blast Nuts

Blasting Nuts, or the act of Blasting a Nut, is when something happens to a man that is so awesome that he explodes in his pants, one step above Bust Nuts, One step below Nuke Nutz.

When you lift heavy ass weight, heavier than you've ever lifted before, you have blasted nuts.

Me- "Bro, I just heard that hot weather girl is going to be giving away a free F-150 filled with an assortment of Shotguns, Rifles, Pistols, and Assault Weapons, a lifetime supply of ammo, a membership to Metroflex, ten gallons of roids, 500lbs of C4 Pre Workout and 10,000lbs of protein powder to any man willing to F*** the shit out of her!!! I'm gonna Blast Nuts!!"

Bro- "Nuke Nutz"

by NewkNutz April 21, 2014

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safety nut

A fall back person at home to sleep with after an unsuccessful night on the prowl for sex.

I just struck out at the bar with that chick so I guess I will just go home to my safety nut.

by UstinJ June 14, 2014

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nut maggot

A slimy stupid headed man that is a douchetard all the way around. And he is the suckiest sailor alive, plus he tries to make up words and fails epically at it. They usually have a T name. Like Taylor.

That nut maggot is talkin shit again, good thing nobody listens.

by yupIdid October 30, 2013

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