No Nut Ninteen

Every 19th year since 19 A.D there has been a event. that will happen again in 2019 it will be a huge event where you cannot nut for the whole year if you succeed you will be granted godly powers and will basically become a GOD. There has only been one person to ever attempt this, it was Jesus in the year 19. This is very dangerous only very few if any will succeed.

GOD)Ayy man are you attempting no nut ninteen
Person) hell naw that to insane.

by Zachary Gallagher November 27, 2018

Nut Glaze

The fine film of female ejaculant left on your testicles after having sex all night.

Dude I boned Tess all night and had to get up and wash off the nut glaze before it dried.

by Disco Stick 65 April 29, 2010

Nutted up

Nutted up

I just found out I am going to be an uncle, my bro nutted up his girlfriend.

by ALL BIZ July 23, 2019

Nut pickle

What your penis looks like after you cum inside a grangrenous vagina

Dude, I totally busted a nut inside this chick but now my dick itches.

Bro, you got nut pickle.

by RedSnook82 July 10, 2016

tatter nuts

Someone that has severely dry balls cuz he is a geek and never gets laid.

"John Doe after several years of being alone and excessive maturbation, has developed a severe case of tatter nuts"

by JeebusDa3rd August 4, 2008

Are you nut?

It has multiple uses and definitions.

Are you crazy?

What the fuck!?!

Are you STOOPID?!

James, "Want to fuck?"

Lisa, "Are you nut?! You're my brother."

Jenny *tries to kiss Jay*

Jay *dodges*
Jay proceeds to yell in a pineapple matter, "Are you nut?! I'm gay!"

Ryan, *proceeds hit another car in the mall parking lot*

Reynolds (the sexually intimidating victim) whispered in a distressed manner, "That's concerningly unfortunate."

Ryan, "Sorry I'm an applesquareious and the moon was shiny, so I hit your car."
Reynolds looks at crazy astrology girl, "Are you nut?"

by Batman's left toe October 19, 2021

Flubber Nut

The act of cumming so much that it forms a slime like texture.

Hey you heard about them new flubber nut Cheerios?

by Demoman9 May 28, 2018