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Fishing in the Wrong Pond

When ones entire approach to trying to improve one's career and dating life is systematically flawed and unlikely to lead to any kind of meaningful progress
After getting the cold shoulder from every girl across the board and a generic rejection email from every job he applied to, Chad quickly realized he was fishing in the wrong pond and decided to work on developing his own personal brand rather than chasing others.
by D Flawless December 8, 2019
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Da Fish Disorder

Throughout time, certain woman have been born with qualities that somewhat resemble a fish. Usually, if this disorder is in the face, the female will have unusually large grotesque eyes, which are severely separated almost near the side of the head.
She is slutty, and has a "lucky" friend. May god save her soul.
Oh my god!!! She has Da Fish Disorder
by Semore Hoffman April 25, 2008
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half a fishing trip

Satirical gift for useless people. One way trip to the middle of the ocean.
Homeowner to painter: Wow! That is an excellent shade of burple! Thank you so much! Lemme get you paid and here' s a coupla tix for the half a fishing trip excursion outta Sasquetucket.
by BigPete71 December 17, 2022
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Dead fish moment

Phrase you can say when literally anything happens. Especially good to use when something ironic happens.
Person 1: "Damn, I'm too short to reach the ladder I want at the hardware store."
Person 2: "Dead fish moment."

OR

*Literally anything happens*
Person 1: "Dead fish moment."
by andrewthesixth February 2, 2023
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Fresh water fish

A fish that does not have the balls to live in the ocean with the cooler fish
by Eden boyce August 7, 2020
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Gold Fish Squeeze

Mafia Boss: Give him the gold fish squeeze
Mafia member: it ain’t working
Mr bubbles: Glub glub
by Mormon Nathan March 27, 2021
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Amoskeag Fish Ladder

Manchester NH’s own sex move.

You jump on the bed from the floor and fuck but you can’t use your arms.

The amoskeag fish ladder.
My back is killing me. Tanya and I did the amoskeag fish ladder last night.
by Jharts January 16, 2022
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