Get your dad to shave he's pubes and stick it to your little 2 yr old brothers upper penis, then get your son/ brother to run around naked in town and show of he's merchandise.
by Furious gorilla101 July 26, 2016
Get the Hairy 2 yr oldmug. by Old Jimbob2 October 14, 2010
Get the Old Jim And The Mountain Orchard Bandmug. You roll over, and who else could it be? It’s the alumnus who has a job, a steady flow of cash, and a crew of subordinates to do his work while he takes a long weekend to visit the frat castle once a week. Apparently everything this alumnus learned about raising hell during his undergrad years was erased while he brownnosed his way up the corporate ladder. He took the generic “walk in the way of honor” part of the of the creed a little too seriously, and now he feels like his wealth of knowledge about how he thinks the world actually works will be applicable to a bunch of adolescents determined to drink and fuck like it is going out of style. He’ll come by for a tailgate or big party once a semester just to take a look around and be somewhat disturbed by all the same things he used to do when he was 20 years old. “Guys I’m not trying to be a buzzkill, but…” will be heard a couple of times, followed by how your behavior could ultimately get your charter pulled from the wall. Whenever there is some sort of “brotherhood event,” he will be there to make sure everything runs the way it did back when he was pledging. Oh, there’s a committee meeting tonight? You can always count on this local alumnus to make an appearance because, frankly, he doesn’t have anything better to do on a Wednesday night. All in all, this guy is just the genetically altered mutant-freak version of a super senior.
by someguyoverthere2 February 19, 2020
Get the old fart alumnimug. Most discriminated age in the world by evryone, well you kow what we think of you adults? We think you are lusty, ungrateful, dumb idiots.
Adults are always watcthing penis and pussy romance.
They are always so fucking ungrateful, always complaining!
13 year old kid in a 13 year old human being
They are always so fucking ungrateful, always complaining!
13 year old kid in a 13 year old human being
by Ajdafi February 17, 2024
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