om telolet om

Means "Sir honk the horn sir".

Used by Indonesian children to ask bus driver to honk their bus’s horn because they love the loud-funny sound of it.

"OM TELOLET OM"

"..."

by ShitGetsDrastic December 21, 2016

Om telolet om

Telolet is a sound the bus make when passerbys asked the bus driver to honk it. Om is what you call grown man or someone that's older than you (sir).

*when a bus pass by*
You shout: "om telolet om!"

by Totallynotdickbutt December 22, 2016

om telolet om

asked an artist to (telolet) greet / respond, like children in Indonesia who are happy just because the bus turning on the horn. Artists such as the bus driver and they ask like a child.

Artist greeted them and they will be happy like a little kid waiting for the bus turning on the horn.

Om Telolet Om

by To Young December 22, 2016

Om Telolet Om

Some shit Indonesians say when they want a bus to stop. Used as a meme.

Ben: Wazzup Max!
Max: Om Telolet Om

by .I. December 22, 2016

blue telephone

A euphemism for something

"Is the blue telephone a euphemism for something?" - random polyglot poller

by ahwahaha77 July 23, 2017

bush telly

A bush telly is when a woman has enough cloths fluff in her belly button it starts to look like a tree

Girl you have one big bush telly going on there

by Coozba August 17, 2017

spam/telemarketer defense

Refers to a person's using the well-known prevalence of widespread fake/mass-advertising correspondence as an excuse for his not obeying/acknowledging a 100%-legitimate-but-unwelcome message he has received, such as a hefty bill, restraining order, or other upsetting/disappointing directive that he does not wish to comply with ("Well, it made no sense to me, so I honestly believed it was just a fake message, and simply shrugged it off"). The effectiveness and/or defense-worthiness of said practice --- and your chances of being let off the hook as a result --- can sometimes be further bolstered by "pre-innocentizing" yourself (such as frequently showing up in court for no reason and claiming every time that you'd received an order to appear, and then finally --- after being irritably told for the umpteenth time by the court-clerk that they'd never sent you a summons --- declaring in a frustrated huff, "Fine... well, I guess somebody's been playing sick jokes on me, so from now on I'm just gonna simply IGNORE any and all such notices I receive!") sometime before committing whatever infractions would likely result in said unwelcome orders, so that you can appear justified in your non-compliance with what you supposedly thought was yet another fake order.

I successfully used the spam/telemarketer defense when asked why I hadn't answered a court-summons; I just said, "Oh, that notice was REAL? Oh my --- well, I'd honestly believed it was a fake message... since I've had so many pushy telemarketers and con-men harass me --- sometimes even falsely claiming to be tax-auditors or law-enforcement personnel --- that I'd long ago adopted an 'ignore any and all such notices as fake' policy."

by QuacksO August 9, 2018