inner tube tits

i have a friend that also goes by dick sickle, that can be described as inner tube tits. meaning he has weird tits... even though i don't know what they look like

wow bryant messick has such inner tube tits

by innertubetits March 10, 2017

Loud as Tits

Quite quiet. No discernible noise to be heard. How loud could tits really be?

Damn, that mouse was loud as tits!

by IguanaBOIIIII November 27, 2017

chaps my tits

A situation that irritates a woman beyond belief.

Michelle: It really chaps my tits when there is a line at Starbucks.

by Slack Master January 25, 2018

Hard boiled egg tits

When your wife's tits are looking like hard boiled egg that have say in the sun for to long...

Old lady have hard boiled egg tits

by ANTONIOGOT May 30, 2018

Curtain feet-tits

When you forget that your balls are in her mouth and you try to leave and she punctures your ballsack and while your semen starts squirting out she puts he clothes on and then leaves you there spermless sad and cold

Yo dawg I got curtain feet-tits’d

That sucks my homie sexual friend!

by Hellquacksymdrome July 10, 2018

Yesterday’s Tits

Old news; Something past it’s prime.

Person one: “Shut up Ariana Grande”
Person two: “She’s yesterday’s tits for sure”

by PhxWordSmith August 25, 2018

It’ll be tits

used to describe something awesome. The college boy version of “that’s sweet”.

“Come to the party later it’ll be tits”

by lilbai May 21, 2019