The old H

Heroin

I've developed a bit of a bad habit with the old H.

by BenWyss June 19, 2025

The Old Peculiar

When your partner is crowning a poop, and you ejaculate on the turtle's head. The receiver then proceeds to suck the poop back in.

The receding of the decorated poop is imperative to this act, as without it, you're just cumming on poo.

I gave my mrs the old peculiar last night. I'm glad she sucked it back in, otherwise I'd have just cum on poo.

by EarthlyWormhole December 14, 2025

Shit-year-old

A Shit-year-old is the term for a grown peron who behaves like a child, in a paticularly shitty way. The sort of person who refuses to belive cartoon characters aren't real, claiming that they "exist somewhere".

"Jesus, Guy showed up in his Goku costume, tail and everything! He's such a shit-year-old!"

by Tatianapianist December 9, 2008

New Hoes Before Old Bros

When one of your best buddies decides to ditch you and your friends for this new girl whom he just met, but can't seem to ever leave her or even want to.

"Hey man I haven't heard from you in a while. Why don't we get the crew together and hit the bar tonight?"
--"IDK dude I just met this girl a few days ago and she's perfect, I can't find one fault about her!"

"Well keep looking! If you let her know how you feel this soon she will control you and you'll be whipped."
--"Nah not this one, she is different, we are equals in this relationship and she is my dream girl!"

"Ah sounds to me like your choosing new hoes before old bros! Have fun with that!"

by Urban Hiptionary May 23, 2013

New Shoes Old Laces

The act of giving oral pleasure in a vehicle while trying to look you are tying your shoes.

It looks like Jeremy's girlfriend has a case of the "New Shoes Old Laces".

by Totsally April 27, 2015

Hairy 2 yr old

Get your dad to shave he's pubes and stick it to your little 2 yr old brothers upper penis, then get your son/ brother to run around naked in town and show of he's merchandise.

"Look at that kid, he's got more pubes than me (50 yr old single male). He's a hairy 2 yr old lol

by Furious gorilla101 July 26, 2016

teach an old dog new tricks

when someone does something for a long time and its hard to teach them new abilities.

you cant teach an old dog new tricks, my uncle never learned how to use his cellphone.

by Andre the CRACKER DACKER November 18, 2016