Joe Nuts

1) The word you use to piss the crap out of people when in conversations.

2) Can be used to end conversations when things get strange or boring.

3) The thing you say after you tell somebody about Joe.

1) Person 1: Alright so did you that in episode 7 of Star Wars... Person 2: Joe Nuts. Person 1) God dahmit you piece of shi-

2) Person 1: So basically after Hawkeye saw his family fade away, he turned into- Person 2: well Joe Nuts. Person 1: ok ill stop

3) Person 1: Oh yeah COD Warzone is doing a colab with Joe! Person 2: Cool, whos Joe by the way Person 1: Heheheh.. You fell for my trap... JOE NUTS BABYYYYYYYYY

by 4our20wenty6ix9ine May 13, 2021

Nut scrapping

cutting your ball hair and keeping the stuff left over, preferably in a box, or suitcase...for those out of town trips.

"man you should see all my nut scrappings!"

by Ryan and Mick October 9, 2003

Brown Nuts

When a man's explosive diarhea splashes onto his ballsack

I should've know not to push so hard with diarhea... now I've got brown nuts

by manoman044321 July 10, 2011

Finna Nut

Finna But was the code word that president George Bush used to initiate the September 11th attack.

"Hello, it is me George Bush, Finna Nut, Allah Hu Akbar."

by Reddit sucks dick March 3, 2020

No Nut Ninteen

Every 19th year since 19 A.D there has been a event. that will happen again in 2019 it will be a huge event where you cannot nut for the whole year if you succeed you will be granted godly powers and will basically become a GOD. There has only been one person to ever attempt this, it was Jesus in the year 19. This is very dangerous only very few if any will succeed.

GOD)Ayy man are you attempting no nut ninteen
Person) hell naw that to insane.

by Zachary Gallagher November 27, 2018

Cuddle Nut

When you wrap your balls around some other dudes balls.

Hey man do you wanna come in my cuddle nut?

Only if its just cuddling.

by ThatFuckoNoOneKnows February 16, 2019

Nut residue

The dark, creamy filling left under your fingernails after scratching your nuts and/or gooch. ( if white color, you may be at risk of a yeast infection :) )

As i was picking my nose, there was a skight scent of nut residue.

by Frank Palace November 23, 2011