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Black-Hole Blumpkin

The act of receiving head while taking a masssive dump, but when you get ready to cum, you tell her to close her eyes and open her mouth. Then you do a 180 and shit in her mouth.
As Stephanie thought she was giving Jacob a regular Blumpkin, he told her to close her eyes and he gave her a Black-Hole Blumpkin.
by Black-Hole Sun May 17, 2011
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dick hole soup

Soup made out of dickholes. Thinly sliced tips of dickholes. Similar to
Spaghettios. OR soul from a dickholes.
I'm starving, I could go for a steaming hot bowl of dick hole soup.
by Jenng1224 June 10, 2017
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Hoo Hoo Hole

Oh No Please dont poke me in my hoo hoo hole!!

Laci loves to be poked in her hoo hoo hole...

Yes my 4rd hoo hoo today!!!

Can I see your hoo hoo hole?

I like to poke your wife in th hoo hoo hole
by TMTBB Staff 09 August 3, 2009
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Hole to Pole Factor

It's when a woman who has had children and a man who is not so well endowed, engage in sexual intercourse and they discover that because the diameter of her hole is too large for the circumference of his small penis their motions cause a sound similar to a fat man chewing a triple decker cheeseburger with the works. It's a sloppy sound and must be drowned out with music. Unfortunately, unless there is other stuff going on to arouse them, the sex is most unsatisfying.
Anita: So, did you sleep with him?
Chrissy: I most certainly did, *sigh*
Anita: What's wrong? Wasn't it good?
Chrissy: No the Hole to Pole Factor was unsatisfying.
Anita: Too bad.
by MrsMama January 13, 2011
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Chicken Hole

When you cook chicken in a frying pan and it pops up and burns your arm and creates a chicken hole.
TK...... Chicken hole
by aleeeeexxys March 14, 2011
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holed-up

(Coined officially here by Bustya Lipbitch March 14 '08)

(verb) To be shut up by forcible means.

Yet another entry from the Lipbitch vocabulary.
(Quoted from: "The Guru's Bunched Panties" by Bustya Lipbitch)

The moderator who removed my post said he did so because it didn't belong in the thread. I concede that much to big brother, but the griping-guru was liplet and I was censored because I slapped him holed-up on his own board.
by Bustya Lipbitch March 14, 2008
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Duson Glory Hole

A term coined for the use of a colostomy stoma in the various disturbing sex acts made available to residents of Southern Louisiana due to the many health problems that accompany poverty and poor lifestyle choices.
"Why's your friend looking so forlorn today?" "Oh, was passed around for his Duson Glory Hole at the club last night, and now he's regretting his poor decisions in life."
by Kangaroo Ninja April 28, 2023
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