P-man

The male reproductive organ.

Really? At Thanksgiving dinner? Put your p-man away!

by YaBoiQew December 26, 2017

suitcase man

The man (or woman) who handles the costumes and cash for porn stars/strippers/drag queens. Usually a smarmy fellow but has gained respectability in recent years as these pursuits have become mainstream.

She told security to take it up with her suitcase man.

by Miss Diagnosed October 6, 2017

Man Crazy

When a girl always thinks the guy she's with is 'the one', and when they break up she cries about it for a week rebounds to another guy a day after. if a girl is man crazy she isnt without a male companion for long.

Dave: I saw Sarah with ANOTHER guy

Bill: dude that hoe is man crazy

by McButterMilkBiscuit October 24, 2017

Man sprout

That awkward length when your hair is not long enough to be a man bun, but it's long enough to go into a pony tail

Mikey thinks he has a man bun, but really it looks like a man sprout on his head!

by allisooon99 May 15, 2017

Portugal. The Man

An indie-turned-mainstream rock band that insists on having “The Man” in their name due to being mistaken for the sound of a woman in nearly every song.

Person 1: “Hey, this song is pretty catchy! Who is she?”
Person 2: *laughs* “No, no, no, it’s Portugal. The Man.”

by Already used by someone else December 12, 2017

God Man

What you call someone who attracts females without doing anything like that person is a God , but then just plays with them like they are nothing, never truly going after them but still showing serious attraction.Thus showing his devious, Man-like qualities through his otherwise Godliness.

Person 1:Yo you saw who John got she is super fine.How is he not treating her like a queen?
Person 2:Eh, John's a God Man he's gonna flirt with her but in the end he's just gonna lead her on and hurt her.

by theboiwiththesoundcloud February 24, 2018

Man-Bitch

A man who behaves in a shady way similar to that of bitchy women. He has more feminine traits well pretending to be masculine. He is the kind of guy who texts his ex while seeing his girlfriend and reads the messages and tries to act like she is contacting him. He is the type of guy who complains about women when doing exactly the things they do to them, and acting very manipulative as a "mean girl" would do. He is aware of his antics but will try to deny it just like a woman or prove his point to just show he is not a bitch, but really is.

"Did you really lie about being married?" girl
"Yeah, get over it !" guy

"Quit acting like a man-bitch, I've had enough of this crap" girl

"whatever" guy (really butt-hurt)

by Pennyfoyothoughts February 26, 2018