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Jesus

A guy named Jesus has many talents and is really good at being a dick when needed. But if you leave him alone, he can be a great friend, partner and lover. But the moment you push his buttons he’ll give you hell.
Someone-Why haven’t you done this?

Jesus- bitch mind your own business.
by Sausage! My ass!. November 23, 2021
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Jesus

Males named jesus have the biggest dicks out there and they so fine
Jesus has a big dick
by Jsfromdtx November 23, 2021
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Jesus Canastuj

The realest mf. HE OWNS THE STREETS YA HEARD. PREACH FOR THIS GUY CUZ HE A PIMP AMEN.
Jesus Canastuj be balling wit money
by Chuyy101 November 23, 2021
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Jesus

Jesus is a dumbass he likes Rylie but won’t admit it he has orange hair and looks like ginger overall he is in love with Rylie
Jesus likes Rylie
by I do t know November 24, 2021
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jesusito

jesusito just died omg
by urmomishotterthandeeznuts November 24, 2021
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Jerusa

A Jerusa is delighted to embrace their royal status: Vivacious, theatrical, and passionate, Jerusa love to bask in the spotlight and celebrate herself. This playful girl have no problem leaning into drama-fueled romances that are perfectly suited for the tabloids. In fact, she may even prefer them.
She is dedicated friend and lover who put her heart into every relationship.

She’s loyal, she's always willing to support those she loves and will always remind you how capable you are.
Jerusa is funny and is always making fun of even her saddest moments which makes it difficult to understand her real feelings. In fact you will never understand her real feelings, don't care so much about what she says about it, focus on the actions because if she loves you, you will be the luckiest guy to have the most kind-hearted and funny person in your life.
Roll out the red carpet, because Jerusa has arrived!

Jerusa makes me feel encouraged as if I were a Jerusa.
by Guillme4532 November 25, 2021
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Jesus

An irl healer who did some stuff and walked on water
Jesus
by hellsoup November 25, 2021
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