Saint John Payne

To be honest this shit hole is just full of mainly black people who just refuse deodorant like it’s 50p from home bargains you cheap cunt sort it out #wewantourcountryback

“Have you heard about the stinky god squad?” “Oh what? Saint John Payne cunts” “yeah, they FUCKING REEK”
#wewantourcountryback #EDL #Usedeodorantyoustink

by Joe millilitres May 9, 2020

John Mulaney syndrome

Acts kinda gay but is straight

Tommy: hey bro you act kinda gay sometimes.

Jimmy: Well I actually have John mulaney syndrome!

by Jackson prock September 25, 2020

Kill John Lennon

A phrase one chants when experiencing blackouts after reading the famous novel "The Catcher in the Rye" by J. D. Salinger.

Butters: Kill John Lennon! KILL JOHN LENNON! Kill John Lennon! Kill John Lennon!
Butters: Hey, dad, where does John Lennon live?
Stephen: John Lennon's dead, Butters.
Butters: Aww, dangit!

by PNurBH June 7, 2022

DJ John in the Morning

A Seattle-based, NYC aspiring DJ for the radio station 90.3 KEXP. He hosts the stations morning show from 6 AM to 10AM on weekdays and is the stations shining star. He has been, as often reported by the independent newspaper The Stranger, attempting to use KEXP as a way to move to New York City for personal reasons and establish himself as a star DJ there instead of lowly Seattle. He has often been criticized for being greedy, passive aggressive and hypocritical in his music choices and need for total control. It has also been asserted that the regular pledge drives done by KEXP to "Support local music" are merely a way for John to get to move to New York City for personal reasons.

DJ John in the Morning never fails to back down from a fight with the writers at The Stranger, hahaha.

by Ford Leiden January 31, 2010

John Wilkes Booth

Teh dude that shot Lincoln dead in a theather in 1865.

I know this guy's great-great-grandson, Patrick Booth.

by squee1 September 13, 2005

st. john's university

Institution that is brought down by idiots who think just because this university is not Ivy League it must be easy, and when they don't get good grades they blame it on the teachers, or how expensive it is, or whatever else they can come up with. I've seen complete idiots and some of the smartest people I know in this school (and I have friends in Ivy Leagues and "better" schools than this one).

One of the most diverse schools in the nation, ethnic and personality wise. There are schools with great ehtnic diversity, but they all happen to be the same uptight assholes (Georgetown, ajem ajem). There are assholes here too, but they must be 5% of the total population. You can find all kinds of personalities here, and I love that. Fine education, for those who know how to use it (no it won't be handed down to you on a silver platter, work for it lazy ass), and great basketball and soccer teams.

It's in Queens, an hour away from Manhattan. Not a bad location, specially if the city is too much for you.

I happen to think rankings are crap, but for those who care:
-Top 10 for Most Competitive Law School Students (Princeton review)
-Best Northeastern Colleges (Princeton review)
-Top 100 Law Schools (US News & Worlds Report)
-Top 100 Graduate Schools in Education (US News & Worlds Report)
-Standard and Poor's consistently ranks St. John's University graduates among the top universities in the nation with alumni who hold executive positions at Fortune 500 companies

by manu777 November 2, 2007

John Lloyd

A fat cunt who blames all his weight on a touch rugby accident. His wife tries to put him on diets but it never works because he has a stash of yoghurts and coke in his bottom draw. His only exercise us chasing year 7s round the field with a litter picker. Hes known to tell pointless stories about his family that no one gives 2 shits about

John Lloyd is a fat bastard

by Whitmore is shit September 8, 2020